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Forum: Mason Dixon Tavern Topic: You know you are a Yankee and in the Union Army of Tennessee |
TMiller |
Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2022 6:47 pm
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Any of your neighbors has ever spent Halloween night at the bottom of a hole because you moved their outhouse back about four feet. You've ever lost a dog to a bush hog. You've ever been arrested for a DUI on a riding lawn mower. You keep your teeth and your goldfish in the same glass. On average, o... |
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Forum: Mason Dixon Tavern Topic: LTG James Boling and a Runaway Train |
TMiller |
Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2022 6:39 pm
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LTG Boling was standing near a train platform in New York with a pair of handcuffs and some rope. His aide, LTG Sober, being curious asked LTG Boling what the handcuffs and rope were for. The Good General responded by saying, "The news reported a runaway train heading to New York and I want the... |
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Forum: Mason Dixon Tavern Topic: My Recent Visit to the M/D Tavern |
TMiller |
Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2022 6:32 pm
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So I turned to the guy next to me at the bar and asked him, "Hey, you wanna hear a Dumb Yankee story? "The guy says, "Gen Miller, I'm six feet, 210 pounds, an' ma name's Billy Joe. You see the guy on the other side of you, he is a yankee too! That there's Bubba. He's 225 pounds of sol... |
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Forum: Mason Dixon Tavern Topic: Yankees Entering Heaven?? |
TMiller |
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2022 11:02 pm
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St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates of Heaven When a group of Yankees walked up. "Hey St. Petey, may we come into Heaven?" St. Peter replies "Well, we have never had Yankees in Heaven before, let me ask GOD." He leaves the pearly gates of Heaven and goes to see GOD. "... |
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Forum: Mason Dixon Tavern Topic: A cold Night in the Smokey Mtns |
TMiller |
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2022 10:52 pm
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Generals Newell, Hampel, Danner got lost in the Smokies while reconning. Suddenly, the temperature dropped and a furious snowstorm was upon them. They came across an isolated cabin, far removed from any town. The Generals had heard the Southerners in these mtns were quite hospitable, so they knocked... |
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Forum: Mason Dixon Tavern Topic: New Cadet Frank Ward |
TMiller |
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2022 10:28 pm
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Cadet Ward
This round is on me..welcome. We always enjoy new fodder for our boys on the front lines, especially Jayhawks. We like them fried and served with grits. But until then.... relax and enjoy your drink. |
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Forum: Mason Dixon Tavern Topic: An Eventful Night in the M/D Tavern |
TMiller |
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2022 10:15 pm
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One stormy night in the tavern, 2 Confederate Officers were discussing how the War of Northern Aggression was progressing. While sipping on some good ole Kentucky Bourbon in the back of the room, they could hardly hear each other due to the drunken, profanity laced ramblings of a group of Yankee Off... |
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Forum: Battery McOmish Tavern Topic: Return to the Colours - General Tim Miller |
TMiller |
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2022 8:07 pm
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<SALUTE> Officers of the Army of Tennessee Drinks are on me I am honored to be a member of this esteemed organization. I hope to bring continued success to Forrest's Cavalry Corp and the AoT. Barkeep.....a round to all these fine Officers ..... a toast to our grand Army and a loud HOOAH to "The... |
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Forum: Mason Dixon Tavern Topic: The fields of Pickett's Charge |
TMiller |
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2020 9:42 pm
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When I was stationed in DC...my wife and I made several trips to Gettysburg seeing the fields which our boys crossed was one of the highlights makes you think only low point was I had to visit the Massachusetts' memorials....My wife is from Massachusetts LOL she is just as a proud Yankee as I am a p... |
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Forum: Mason Dixon Tavern Topic: Recent CSA General Officer Promotions |
TMiller |
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2020 9:22 pm
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<SALUTE> Tip of the Hat LTG Schmidt // BG Sparks Congratulations Suhs....well deserving.... Gentlemen always remember you are promoted not for what you have accomplished but what you will accomplish so our "CAUSE" can only expect great things from ya'll Officers of the South join me in a t... |
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Forum: Mason Dixon Tavern Topic: Bring the good old bugle, boys...and I'll bring this |
TMiller |
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2020 9:07 pm
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<SALUTE> CPT Campbell Congratulations on your promotion Suh! Don't just hold the bottle and gawk at it lets open it up and drink to your advancement...… |
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Forum: Mason Dixon Tavern Topic: Another Cadet joins the VMI Class of 1861 (2020) |
TMiller |
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2020 9:49 pm
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Cadet Steele
Welcome to "THE CAUSE" Sorry...the strongest spirit you can have until graduation from VMI is my Southern favorite peach lemonade it's so good even ole Blue Lights enjoys it so until then...good luck with your training |
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Forum: Mason Dixon Tavern Topic: Graduation and commissioning of new CSA Officer |
TMiller |
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2020 9:41 pm
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FLT Terhune
Welcome to the ANV. Glad to have you with us. Please excuse the false bravado from our blue boys......it's Old Crow generated. tonight the drinks are on Gen Kunz......his lovely bride gave him his allowance today and can afford the rounds tonight |
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Forum: Mason Dixon Tavern Topic: Graduation and Commissioning of new CSA Officer |
TMiller |
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2020 9:36 pm
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FLT Lanuza Welcome to the ANV. The greatest Army ever formed. I know you will be an asset to this Command. Your money is no good here at least for this celebration....after tonight a different story. Please excuse the blue boys who wander in and out.....this thread was for you and you see how the ca... |
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Forum: Mason Dixon Tavern Topic: The VMI Class of 1861 (2020) adds two more Cadets |
TMiller |
Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2020 8:14 pm
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<SALUTE> Gentlemen welcome to "THE CAUSE" Strongest Spirit GEN Kunz will allow ya'll now is some good ole South Carolina peach lemonade. But once your training is completed …..more adult spirits will be flowing until then ..good luck with your training Gen Drummond …..excellent job.....exc... |
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