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Forum: Mason Dixon Tavern Topic: General Dortch, General Hampel and the chickens |
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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2022 7:05 pm
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Replies: 2
Views: 1927
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| Gen Dortch sees General Hampel carrying a bag. He stops him and says: “Hey Gen Hampel what do you have in that bag?” Gen Hampel replies: “chickens, why?” General Dortch says: “If I guess how many chickens you got in that bag there ....can i have one?” Gen Hampel says: “If you guess how many chickens... |
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Forum: Mason Dixon Tavern Topic: Gen. T. Miller - Released from Yankee Prison?! |
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Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2022 9:57 pm
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<SALUTE>
Gen Hampel
very true...best food to diet with....great way to lose weight
I see you are still tight with your gold,,,,,,only beer?
Barkeep hold that order and instead the bottle of Kentucky gold you have under the counter
its on me....I owe the good General the best you have |
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Forum: Mason Dixon Tavern Topic: You know you belong to the Army of Potomac |
| TMiller |
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Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2022 8:06 pm
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Replies: 3
Views: 2318
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<Salute>
My compliments Suh!
Very well done |
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Forum: Mason Dixon Tavern Topic: You know you belong to the Army of Potomac |
| TMiller |
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Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2022 10:52 pm
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Replies: 3
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| You don’t know what Grits are. You think a Pole Cat is a dude that was born in Poland. You think okra is a talk show host. You have a 10th grade education and still think you’re smarter than everyone else. The letter “R” is missing from your vocabulary unless the word begins with it. You enjoy livin... |
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Forum: Mason Dixon Tavern Topic: Gen Dortch's and Gen Newell's Hunting Excursion |
| TMiller |
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2022 9:39 am
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Replies: 4
Views: 2176
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<SALUTE>
Thank you Sir. I truly appreciate your kind words. Please have a seat and have a round on me. I’m trying to stir the hornet’s nest but I believe I’m messing with mosquitoes instead |
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Forum: Mason Dixon Tavern Topic: Gen Dortch's and Gen Newell's Hunting Excursion |
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2022 9:51 pm
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Replies: 4
Views: 2176
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| After spending several hours wandering through the woods, Gen Dortch and Gen Newell are thoroughly lost. Disorientated, they sit down to discuss what to do next. "Hey, I have an idea," says Gen Dortch. "If we each fire three shots into the air, someone will hear them and come to help ... |
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Forum: Wargame Design Studio (WDS) and John Tiller Software (JTS) Campaign Games Topic: Been a long while |
| TMiller |
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2022 7:36 pm
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Replies: 1
Views: 1319
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My Northern friends
it has been a while since I have been on the Battlefield
looking for a battle to get my feet wet again....
Anyone interested ...please send courier to my HQS at the Congaree
thank you |
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Forum: Mason Dixon Tavern Topic: You know you belong to the Union Army of the Tennessee |
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2022 9:57 am
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Replies: 3
Views: 1372
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<SALUTE>
Gen Newell
A honor. Please pull up a chair and let me buy you the first round while I discuss in length how you are mistaken. I will gladly point out the glaring differences. |
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Forum: Battery McOmish Tavern Topic: Join me in the M/D Tavern |
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Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2022 9:53 pm
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Replies: 1
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Fellow Officers
Please join me in the M/D Tavern while I try to put a spur in those yankee britches with some friendly banter |
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Forum: Mason Dixon Tavern Topic: You know you belong to the Union Army of the Tennessee |
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Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2022 9:49 pm
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Replies: 3
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| Enjoy my Blue Belly Friends The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws Your brother-in-law is your uncle Your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board You look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet `Ms. ... |
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Forum: Battery McOmish Tavern Topic: New Commander of the Army of the Tennessee |
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Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2022 6:16 pm
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Replies: 5
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| <SALUTE> Gen McOmish, my compliments! My Salkehatchie Swamp Singers are honored to be playing at this joyous occasion. Hate to see you step down but I know Jeff Davis has more important plans for you My SC Ghosts have a case of Kentucky bourbon we love for you to have. Gen Treuting <Salute> My sword... |
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Forum: Mason Dixon Tavern Topic: New Commander for the CSA Army of the Tennessee |
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Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2022 5:56 pm
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Replies: 7
Views: 3428
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<SALUTE>
Brigadier General Treuting!
Suh!
Congratulations on your new assignment
I know you will continue the success of the "Old Man"
and bring honor to the AoT and to the Cause!
Suh! Please let me buy you a round of your choice. |
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Forum: Mason Dixon Tavern Topic: Confederate Prisoner and his Yankee Captives |
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Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2022 2:10 pm
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Replies: 0
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| A Confederate Prisoner is watching his Yankee Captives trying to put their mules in the barn. But the mules won't go in, so the yankees starts hacking away at the top of the barn door. The Confederate yells over the fence, Hey what are you doing yanks, what's the problem? One Yankee says, Oh these d... |
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Forum: Mason Dixon Tavern Topic: Yankees passing Stone Mtn |
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Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2022 8:15 pm
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Replies: 2
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| With my regards to the Late Great Southern Humorist Lewis Grizzard The Yankee Barbarian Horde with the Abhorrent Sherman himself in front, was passing Stone Mtn Georgia when a lone Heroic Confederate yelled from the top of the Mtn down to the Yankees, daring anyone to come up and take him down. Sher... |
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Forum: Mason Dixon Tavern Topic: LTG James Boling and a Runaway Train |
| TMiller |
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Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2022 7:14 pm
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Replies: 4
Views: 1838
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General
Yes we do...
I am still trying to download the updates
soon as I do ...my courier will find your HQS... |
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