American Civil War Game Club (ACWGC)

<font size="3"><b>Soldiers of the Union this is a once in a lifetime offer – Yes come on over and join the other team!</b>
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<font color="red">Are you sick of getting up and marching off to battle knowing full well that you will be whipped?
Are you sick of the ladies ignoring you?
Are you sick of that ill fitting uniform?
Are you sick of the colour blue?
Are you sick of retreating?
Are you sick of large 4 and 6 gun batteries</font id="red">

<b>The Western Command of the Confederacy is willing to offer Union officers a commission in either the fine Army of Alabama or the fine Army of the Mississippi. </b>

Think of the benefits:

<font color="yellow">A fine new, well tailored grey uniform
Plenty of hot chicks and fine ladies
Will pay your current Union pay grade plus 23.2% until you reach the same CSA rank
A comprehensive health plan (does not cover lead poisoning)
If you bring your own horse we pay a monthly horse allowance
Smaller gun batteries to manouver</font id="yellow">

Bring a copy of this offer when you cross the lines, it will guarantee the barer safe passage and a free large beer/burger combo.



<b>Please no time wasters</b>


Major General Cam McOmish
Commander Western Theater
Confederate States of America

Are you sick of having shoes to wear?
Are you sick of having coffee?
Are you sick of just having a uniform?
Are you sick of food?
Are you sick of just being supplied?

If so then you should join the dark side.

General Mark Nelms

4/2/XIV/AoC "Blackhawk Brigade"
Union Military Academy Instructor

Wait a minute! They just came over from your side!


MG Drex Ringbloom,
Cdr, 2nd Div "Corcoran's Legion", VIII Corps
Army of the Shenandoah

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="3" face="book antiqua" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by nelmsm</i>
<br />Are you sick of having shoes to wear? <font color="red"><i>Check</i> - they never have my size anyway</font id="red">
Are you sick of having coffee? <font color="red"><i>Check</i> - you ain't tasted ours...</font id="red">
Are you sick of just having a uniform? <font color="red"><i>Check</i> - no more inspections! </font id="red">
Are you sick of food? <font color="red"><i>Check</i> - if I see another green apple...</font id="red">
Are you sick of just being supplied? <font color="red"><i>Check</i> - those wagons never can keep up with our advance anyway...</font id="red">

If so then you should join the dark side.

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YES! YES! Sign me up! SIGN ME....

Oh.


DAD-NAB-IT!! I'm already over here... [8]


Maj Gen Sean Turner
3rd Cavalry Division, "The Bishop's Men"
I Corps
Army of Alabama

Looks like the Rebs are trying to find someone who can read the out house paper ... uh I mean, General Lee's orders. [:D]

Cigars anyone? [:p]

MG Al "Ambushed" Amos, Commanding Officer
4th "Amos' Ambushers" Bde, 1st Div, XX Corps, AoC, USA

Gents we have had a very good response, the tally so far is

14 Brigade Commanders
4 Division Commanders
2 Corps Commanders
1 Army Commander

There are a large number of officers wavering and they have asked some questions about coming over, so to save time I thought I would answer them here.

1. Can I join the CSA if I weigh over 600lbs? - <font color="yellow">Well no you can’t, the Western Command is a hard riding, hard fighting, hard drinking, handsome outfit, so you do not fit our profile</font id="yellow">
2. I am female, young and very attractive can I join? – <font color="yellow">I am not to sure, send photo first</font id="yellow">
3. Can I join if I have a drinking problem? - <font color="yellow">It does depend on how big the problem is, we do not take people who drink less than 2 bottles of whisky a day</font id="yellow">
4. My middle name is Wendy, can I still join? – <font color="yellow">sorry no</font id="yellow">
5. Does the beer/burger combo come with fries? – <font color="yellow">yes only for Colonels and above</font id="yellow">
6. If I bring my entire Corps can I super size my Combo? - <font color="yellow"> I will have to check our budget </font id="yellow">
7. How many guns are there in a CSA 4 gun battery? – <font color="yellow">I think it is 5, but I will need to check</font id="yellow">
8. Can I still ride a donkey if I join the CSA Cavalry? – <font color="yellow">sorry son no, it is a question of image </font id="yellow">

I will not name any Union officers who are transferring – <font size="1">Drex can you give me a call about the offer?</font id="size1">

Major General Cam McOmish
Commander Western Theater
Confederate States of America