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 Post subject: CSA TV
PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 3:07 am 
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Gents I was browsing the TV guide for the main CSA channel and I thought that the Union members of the club would benefit from an insight into the world of CSA television – since TV has yet to be invented north of the MD line (some may say that is a good thing). So for tonight we have:

1700 – 1800 hrs CSA Tonight – hosted by Howell Cobb
1800 - 1830hrs: CSA Sports Talk – tonight the Army baseball league AoG verse the AoA
1830 – 1900 hrs: The World’s Worst Commanding Officers – hosted by Gen G B McClellan
1900 – 2000 hrs: The Union Has Not Got Talent – hosted by Gen G Meade
2000 - 2030 Hrs: CSA Idol – hosted by Gen JEB Stuart
2030 – 2100 Hrs: The Gator Show – Hosted by Gen Neal Hebert – tonight we have cage fighting, with Nicodemus up against the Mouth of the North Olly Olinsky
2100 – 2130 Hrs: CSA Cops, tonight the Cops get drunk and start fights
2100 – 2130 Hrs: CSA Cops, tonight the Cops start lots of fights and get very drunk
2130 – 2200 Hrs: 30 Minutes, tonight the show looks at two very serious issues; “Are Ladies showing too much ankle and “Is it ok to shoot Yankees in the Butt”
2200 Hrs – 2359 Hrs: The late movie – Gone with the Wind – a great movie which covers the defeat of the Union and the aftermath – Rhett Butler is played by Blake Strickler and Scarlet O’Hara is played by Scarlet Johansson
2359 - 0700 Hrs: Infomercials

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 Post subject: Re: CSA TV
PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 5:43 am 
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Is it available on satellite in Europe?

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 Post subject: Re: CSA TV
PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 6:11 am 
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Not yet, but B Sky B in the UK is picking it up next month and French TV5 in August :mrgreen:

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 Post subject: Re: CSA TV
PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 8:56 am 
I will be happy to play Rhett Butler opposite Scarlett, sir! You don't even have to pay me! :mrgreen:

You forgot to mention the Nascar Hour, The Late Show with Jeff Foxworthy, and Richmond Night Live.


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 Post subject: Re: CSA TV
PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 12:03 am 
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Olinsky's in for a world of hurt!

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 Post subject: Re: CSA TV
PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 11:32 am 
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General McOmish, sir,

Is it true that General Jackson will pull his Christmas special, "A Holly Jolly Valley Campaign" featuring the Gaithers if the network picks up Dolly Parton's new sitcom "Men for my Mountains"?

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 Post subject: Re: CSA TV
PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 11:58 pm 
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Yes Al the rumour about CSA TV picking up Dolly’s new show in the fall is correct. Although CSA ETV has stated that Gen Jackson will be hosting a Christmas Special, the actual name has yet to be finalised with the main sponsor – Tredegar Iron Works

Being from the deep south - Australia - I had to look up what a Gaithers was :mrgreen:

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 Post subject: Re: CSA TV
PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:02 pm 
Major General Hebert,

I'll have you know... I generally don't stoop to cage fighting people's pets...

But if that's what it takes to get a VICTORY for the Union on CSA TV... then I'll do my part. I imagine I'll have a very good chance of breaking Mike Tyson's knock out record of 21 seconds versus Marvis Frazier. :P

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