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| Author: | Blake [ Wed Jul 11, 2012 10:53 am ] |
| Post subject: | Abandon the Union and Join the CSA! |
Attention Yankees! It has come to our attention that many of you our dissatisfied with your current situation. The CSA is offering any of you a free pass into our lines and 6-months pay for picking up a musket for the Confederacy! Our generals have a fully stocked liquor cabinet and are willing to pass the jugs around to all new recruits! Contact us today to leave the Yankee vermin and join the Confederate Army! (please burn all Yankee uniforms upon arrival as the lice is awful) 
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| Author: | Ernie Sands [ Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Abandon the Union and Join the CSA! |
Nice incentive poster, but she is a UNION SPY. Real Southern Women is shown HERE: http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/ugly-people-484.htm and http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/ugly-people-329.htm |
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| Author: | Blake [ Wed Jul 11, 2012 2:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Abandon the Union and Join the CSA! |
She spied the inside of my bedroom last night 
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| Author: | Mark Oakford [ Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:11 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Abandon the Union and Join the CSA! |
I sure think your lice looks better'n mine, but that sweet rotgut she carries loses it for me! General Mark Oakford Commander I Corps Army of the Potomac |
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| Author: | dalelast [ Fri Jul 13, 2012 3:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Abandon the Union and Join the CSA! |
Somehow I failed to even notice the JD. |
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| Author: | Redlegger [ Fri Jul 13, 2012 6:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Abandon the Union and Join the CSA! |
Jack Daniels? Huh? |
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| Author: | Blake [ Fri Jul 13, 2012 7:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Abandon the Union and Join the CSA! |
Due to the high number of Union officers joining the Confederate colors I have been authorized to offer this fine pair of Golfing pants to the next 5 officers who step forward! That's right! These can be yours next time you step on the Golf Course with your Arnold Palmer in one hand and a cocktail waitress in the other.  Contact us now and we will be happy to accomodate all Yankees who wish to redeem their honor and join the Confederacy!
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| Author: | Neal Hebert [ Sat Jul 14, 2012 4:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Abandon the Union and Join the CSA! |
General Strickler <salute> I'm happy to have been a CSA officer all along; I'd hate to be seen riding into battle in them britches. It's almost like you want them to get shot 
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