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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 9:41 pm 
TO ARMS! TO ARMS! Our Southern School children are being attacked by lawless mobs of Yankee murderers! Help protect your children from the vicious Yankee fiends and enlist in the Confederate Armies!

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 11:11 pm 
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It is so sad when we have to arm southern children at school - dang Yankees just don't fight fair

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 3:34 am 
That girl took him down with a swift kick in the groin - don't worry. She said her grandfather "Hank" taught her.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 5:56 am 
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It must have been at a Texas school - how low will the yanks go. Just in case I have kicked off a school programme here in Australia, about how to recognise Yankee soldiers and to give them a damn good whomping :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 12:06 am 
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That was the first assault.The yank had to retreat for re-enforcements

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 1:36 pm 
Major General Beyersdorf,

Wow! There's that elephant again! He's really starting to get around!

Nice flag, Sir! :) <salute>


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Colonel Olinsky <salute>

Suh, my compliments! Handsome brute, isn't he?

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 5:10 pm 
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Gentlemen <salute>

If you'll examine the photo you'll also notice that the Yank soldier missed his target by a good two feet, even though he's looking directly at the sweet southern child. I suppose when they were instructed in drill it wasn't mentioned that you aim your bayonet at the target, not just thrust dead ahead as in training.

Looks like an inability to adapt to changes to Nicodemus. Additionally, the fact that he's thrusting at a child offers up the possibility that cutouts of children were used in training to desensitize them to the horrendous acts they were sent to perform.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 10:22 pm 
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General Hebert I find the whole dang episode most distasteful

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 5:34 am 
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Hah, that could have been from any battlefield because everyone knows where I live that the club Rebel soldiers are just a bunch of little schoolgirls.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 11:12 am 
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I can't believe they would allow any gun, especially with a bayonet, on school grounds.

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General Ringbloom <salute>

Suh, I can see it. He's a Yank and represents all that is good, where a Confederate in butternut would no doubt have seen the school administrators dismissed for being insensitive and an investigation launched by the Department of Justice to determine if civil rights were infringed upon. The poor reenactor would have been investigated to determine if he had links to hate groups, and his reputation ruined. :roll:

On the other hand, some of the students might have been better armed than he was depending on the school district. :shock:

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 12:19 am 
In response to the Yankee attacks on the poor children of the South the young men in the school's have began to take action! Here you see the first of the Confederate Miniature Minutemen Squads! So long as the gun's recoil doesn't kill them I expect great things from these young men.

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General Blake <salute>

I don't believe the recoil will kill them, although the local doctor may see a sudden increase in the number of dislocated shoulders. Each having two shoulders and given the prowess of Confederate firers, I expect that two dead Yanks for each young man sent to the hospital is an acceptable ratio.

Additionally, it's been demonstrated that the Yanks don't actually aim their bayonet thrusts. That being as it is, they will miss their target in close combat, while if our young men thrust dead ahead they'll hit the Yanks right where it hurts most. I would call that an acceptable outcome, as if they can't procreate the Yanks will eventually lose their advantage in manpower :mrgreen:

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