These two yankees rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They are amazed at the number of fish they caught that day, so one says to the other, "We'll have to come back here tomorrow!"
The other asks, "But how will we remember where this spot is?"
The first guy then takes a can of spray paint, paints an X on the bottom of the boat, and says, "We'll just look for this X tomorrow."
The other guy says, "You idiot! How do you know we'll get the same boat?"
A Southerner is walking down the street when he sees a Northerner with a very long pole and a yardstick. He's standing the pole on its end and trying to reach the top of it with his yardstick.
Seeing the Yank's ignorance, the Reb wrenches the pole out of his hand, lays it on the sidewalk, measures it with the yardstick, and says, "There! 10 feet long."
The yankee grabs the yardstick and shouts, "You idiot Rebel! I don't care how long it is! I want to know how high it is!"
Q: How did Jeb Stuart stop the yankee cavalry?
A: He turn off the carousel.
Q: How do you know if a Yankee has been using a computer?
A: There's whiteout on the screen.
And Lastly.....
Q: How do you keep a Yankee in suspense?
A:
