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To Lighten things up....some Yankee humor
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Author:  TMiller [ Wed Mar 18, 2020 12:03 pm ]
Post subject:  To Lighten things up....some Yankee humor
What do you call a Yankee im handcuffs?
Trustworthy

What should you do if you see a Yankee rolling around in
Pain on the ground?
Shoot him again.
Author:  Ernie Sands [ Wed Mar 18, 2020 4:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: To Lighten things up....some Yankee humor
:mrgreen:
Author:  L. Drummond [ Wed Mar 18, 2020 5:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: To Lighten things up....some Yankee humor
HA! HA! You have miss your calling, Reb! I hear there's an Opera House near Washington called Fortress Monroe, that is looking for Funny Secesh! They say, free room and board (One half serving of Good Ole hardtack a day and Cool Creekwater) You need to check into it, funnyman
Author:  TMiller [ Wed Mar 18, 2020 7:55 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: To Lighten things up....some Yankee humor
General
<SALUTE>
Such kind words.....but I have already tasted your hospitality up North...quite frankly...I don't want to impose on ya'll anymore
but please step up to the bar & have a drink on me.
Author:  TMiller [ Wed Mar 18, 2020 8:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: To Lighten things up....story about your Generals
Generals Sands, Meyer and Hampel were all riding a mule together, making a strategic move to the rear when the mule fell into a gulley...landing on top of all 3 and killing them. Since the quota for Yankees had already been met, Saint Peter gave them a chance to go back to earth as anything they wanted.
Gen Hampel said ” I want to come back as myself, but 100 times smarter". So he was sent back 100 times smarter.
Gen Meyers said “I want to be better than that guy, make me 1000 times smarter". So he was sent back 1000 times smarter.
Gen Sands decided he would be the best. So he said “make me better than both of them, make me 1,000,000 times smarter”.
So he was sent back as a Southerner!!!
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