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| Author: | TMiller [ Fri Apr 10, 2020 8:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | General Sands, General Meyers & General Hampel in the woods |
The three Yankee Generals were taking a walk in the woods when they came upon a line of tracks. General Hampel said, “Those must be deer tracks!” General Meyers said, “No, stupid, anyone can tell those are rabbit tracks!” General Sands said, “No, you idiots, those are horse tracks!” They where still arguing when the train hit them. |
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| Author: | cameronm [ Fri Apr 10, 2020 8:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: General Sands, General Meyers & General Hampel in the wo |
Why Suh you are in fine form, most excellent. |
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| Author: | TMiller [ Fri Apr 10, 2020 8:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: General Sands, General Meyers & General Hampel in the wo |
<SALUTE> Your Excellency thank you for your kind words.... YOS |
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| Author: | nsimms [ Fri Apr 10, 2020 9:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: General Sands, General Meyers & General Hampel in the wo |
Can I have the horses that were pulling the train through the woods? |
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| Author: | Joe Meyer [ Sat Apr 11, 2020 7:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: General Sands, General Meyers & General Hampel in the wo |
Those were rebel mules, Ned! |
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| Author: | Ernie Sands [ Sat Apr 11, 2020 9:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: General Sands, General Meyers & General Hampel in the wo |
Not horses, not mules BUT HEE HAW! |
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| Author: | Joe Meyer [ Sun Apr 12, 2020 8:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: General Sands, General Meyers & General Hampel in the wo |
Ernie, how is it that as the Club President you looked the other way when Gen. Miller decided to re-activate his commission? Now it appears we will be saddled with his traipsing around the forums, dragging that oversized saber of his and noisily making a spectacle of himself in an attempt to jokingly demean and degrade everyone wearing the blue! (Not that I don't appreciate a good joke, but his jokes are stinkers!) Well, I for one, won't stand for it! No, sir! As of today I am founding the Good Jokes For Tim, the GJFT, donation fund, where everyone passing by may drop a nickel or two in Tim's name for purchase of the latest best seller from that world-famous barb, Clarence Rascaller, entitled, 100 Crackers for the Wise Man. This particular work succeeds and compliments Rascaller's book of last year, Why Don't They Laugh? |
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| Author: | TMiller [ Sun Apr 12, 2020 9:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: General Sands, General Meyers & General Hampel in the wo |
Gen Meyer <SALUTE> Demeaning...degrading...really....I thought I was complimenting ya'll boys in blue..... My jokes are stinkers!! I want you to know it was standing room only at the Opera Houses in Atlanta, Charleston and Richmond. Appreciate ya'll collecting monies for me.....will be donated to the CAUSE YOS |
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