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PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:44 am 
Lt. Notso Quick Esq.!

Surely Suh . . what You suggest is the Honourable and Gentlemanly course for Mr. Simms to follow.

However, from your description of both Ms. Lulu's Girth and Personality, Mr. Simms <i>might</i> prefer a Firing Squad? [;)]

Self-appointed and carrying out the onerous duty hisself? [8)]

P'raps the gentleman in Question would venture an opinion? [:D]

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2Lt Notso,

I cannot hang my head in shame. Miss Lulu was working as a barmaid when I discovered the truth about her. I was shocked not only from the numerous layers of fat that cascaded from her sides, arms, and legs but also those huge jaws that would make a hippopotamus proud.

When I first saw her, she was swinging from a chandelier to the tune of “Squashing ‘Em With My Babyâ€


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General Simms, Lt Quick,

Whomever she chooses between you both as her betrothed, please just keep her out of the AoP Tavern. Poor Rosie hasn't turned a profit since Miss Lulu showed up, and the surrounding farmers can't keep chickens in their coops, either. Heck, we had to move the stable for my horse, since every morning the fodder was gone. We only know it's Lulu from the scrap of dress from the stable hallway (too narrow for her hips) and the fact that a drunk Lt Quick complained that someone else was scratchin up the thighs of his girl, Lulu.


Ugh, I need a bucket -Orderly![xx(]


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I am sorry but I must remind Lt. Quick--a fan of the burgandy and gold--that the <i>real</i> "boss hog" is, and shall always be, Joe Bugel.

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