American Civil War Game Club (ACWGC)

I’m in trouble again fellas and I need some more help. Martha and I were sitting out here minding our own business … which is the stills, and a handsome little business it is trying to keep up with everybody’s medicinal needs for several hollows over … when all of a sudden that revenooer that took Martha’s place standing in the middle of the stream holding the electrical wires together so that I can do my gaming, well he let out with a yell that was quite different from the ones that he usually let out when I turned the electricity on.

Well that yell startled Martha and me enough, and was downright unmannerly seeing as how Martha’s hair still ain’t laid down none since she let go of those wires and her skin is just now starting to dry out with it not being quite so pruney anymore. Martha and I weren’t used to hearing yelps of happiness out of the feller though and that’s what that horrid sound was all about. He’d done seen something that we hadn’t seen that made him mighty happy.

You see, it weren’t five seconds gone by and pouncing right in front of us was none other than Sheriff Clifford T. Dufus, and he said “I’m Sheriff Clifford T. Dufusâ€

It's Ned with his still that's just down the hill
So Dufus unbar the door he's a going.
Martha can stay but oh by the way
She's the one who makes the best brew.
We'll untie her too and dipdabbittydo
What a team they make for some sippin.
Ned has been seen straining
His blen thru those socks he's a wearin.
So Dufus I say Shiloh must hear ole Ned say
It's Martha and me and have Dufus abandoned
And joined our friends at the Landing.

L Gen Dave Danner
Army XO, Adjutant, & XX Cops Commander AoC

Gentlemen,

Now I really AM confused as to whether General Simms will be meeting us at the Landing or not! [?]

Before, there were four of us planning to be there -- two Yanks and two Rebs, an even number from both sides.

I suppose we can count General Simms as half-and-half, and we're still even [:)] !


Your humble servant,
Gen 'Dee Dubya' Mallory

David W. Mallory
ACW - General, Chief of the Armies, Confederate States of America & Cabinet Member
CCC - Ensign, Georgia Volunteers, Southern Regional Deaprtment, Colonial American Army