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 Post subject: MY ELDEST DAUGHTER TO A UNIONIZER(Closed)
PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 9:43 am 
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Gentlemen(?) of the Union Army,

So eager am I to prove my mettle that I offer my chaste eldest daughter, Clementine, as booty to any Union officer who can suffer me a major defeat at HPS CHICAMAUGA (109)-"THE BATTLE FOR TENNESSEE". As added incentive, said officer may choose his(?) terms (i.e. optional rules).



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I'm already married 26 years, but just for argument, how old is said "chaste eldest daughter"? And is there a medical examiner/midwife in the house?

Col. Drex Ringbloom,
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SUH,

Said daughter is a RIPE young 40 years of age. In addition there apparently was miss spelling in my notice. Clementine is "chased" not "chaste" hence there is no need of a physicians services.

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="3" face="book antiqua" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Drex</i>
<br />I'm already married 26 years, but just for argument, how old is said "chaste eldest daughter"? And is there a medical examiner/midwife in the house?

Col. Drex Ringbloom,
Cdr,2nd Div,VIII Corp
Army of the Shenandoah
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Colonel: As it so happens. I have a younger son,age 39, who is living with me and if I win, your daughter must take him, for better or worse. what say you?

Col. Drex Ringbloom,
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Name your terms! The Union army makes the first move here I belive. Send me a move.


<blockquote id="quote"><font size="3" face="book antiqua" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Drex</i>
<br />Colonel: As it so happens. I have a younger son,age 39, who is living with me and if I win, your daughter must take him, for better or worse. what say you?

Col. Drex Ringbloom,
Cdr,2nd Div,VIII Corp
Army of the Shenandoah
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Hey Col. Drex,

The price of Diesel is now 2.53 here in NC so you can sneak out of your house [:D] and leave your son at home and see the U.S.[:D]

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Lt. Gen. Gery Bastiani
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Its down to $2.29 in Chico,gas is 1.52. He can afford the gas to leave now.:)

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