American Civil War Game Club (ACWGC)

TO ARMS! TO ARMS! Our Southern School children are being attacked by lawless mobs of Yankee murderers! Help protect your children from the vicious Yankee fiends and enlist in the Confederate Armies!

It is so sad when we have to arm southern children at school - dang Yankees just don't fight fair

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General Cam McOmish

Brigade Commander
Alabama State Volunteers
Cleburne's Division
Hardee's Corps
(1/1/1)
Army of Tennessee
Confederate States of America

That girl took him down with a swift kick in the groin - don't worry. She said her grandfather "Hank" taught her.

It must have been at a Texas school - how low will the yanks go. Just in case I have kicked off a school programme here in Australia, about how to recognise Yankee soldiers and to give them a damn good whomping

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General Cam McOmish

Brigade Commander
Alabama State Volunteers
Cleburne's Division
Hardee's Corps
(1/1/1)
Army of Tennessee
Confederate States of America

That was the first assault.The yank had to retreat for re-enforcements

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Lt. General Tony Beyersdorf
3rd Division,Hardee's Corps(1st)
Army of the Tennesee,CSA

Major General Beyersdorf,

Wow! There's that elephant again! He's really starting to get around!

Nice flag, Sir! <salute>

Colonel Olinsky <salute>

Suh, my compliments! Handsome brute, isn't he?

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General Neal Hebert
Edward C. Walthall Division (2nd aka "Gator Alley")
II Corps, Army of the West
CSA Cabinet Secretary

Gentlemen <salute>

If you'll examine the photo you'll also notice that the Yank soldier missed his target by a good two feet, even though he's looking directly at the sweet southern child. I suppose when they were instructed in drill it wasn't mentioned that you aim your bayonet at the target, not just thrust dead ahead as in training.

Looks like an inability to adapt to changes to Nicodemus. Additionally, the fact that he's thrusting at a child offers up the possibility that cutouts of children were used in training to desensitize them to the horrendous acts they were sent to perform.

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General Neal Hebert
Edward C. Walthall Division (2nd aka "Gator Alley")
II Corps, Army of the West
CSA Cabinet Secretary

General Hebert I find the whole dang episode most distasteful

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General Cam McOmish

Brigade Commander
Alabama State Volunteers
Cleburne's Division
Hardee's Corps
(1/1/1)
Army of Tennessee
Confederate States of America

Hah, that could have been from any battlefield because everyone knows where I live that the club Rebel soldiers are just a bunch of little schoolgirls.

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General Mark Nelms

3/2/XX/AoC "Blackhawk Brigade"

Union Military Academy Instructor

I can't believe they would allow any gun, especially with a bayonet, on school grounds.

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Gen. Drex Ringbloom,
AotS ,Commanding

General Ringbloom <salute>

Suh, I can see it. He's a Yank and represents all that is good, where a Confederate in butternut would no doubt have seen the school administrators dismissed for being insensitive and an investigation launched by the Department of Justice to determine if civil rights were infringed upon. The poor reenactor would have been investigated to determine if he had links to hate groups, and his reputation ruined.

On the other hand, some of the students might have been better armed than he was depending on the school district.

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General Neal Hebert
Edward C. Walthall Division (2nd aka "Gator Alley")
II Corps, Army of the West
CSA Cabinet Secretary

In response to the Yankee attacks on the poor children of the South the young men in the school's have began to take action! Here you see the first of the Confederate Miniature Minutemen Squads! So long as the gun's recoil doesn't kill them I expect great things from these young men.

General Blake <salute>

I don't believe the recoil will kill them, although the local doctor may see a sudden increase in the number of dislocated shoulders. Each having two shoulders and given the prowess of Confederate firers, I expect that two dead Yanks for each young man sent to the hospital is an acceptable ratio.

Additionally, it's been demonstrated that the Yanks don't actually aim their bayonet thrusts. That being as it is, they will miss their target in close combat, while if our young men thrust dead ahead they'll hit the Yanks right where it hurts most. I would call that an acceptable outcome, as if they can't procreate the Yanks will eventually lose their advantage in manpower

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General Neal Hebert
Edward C. Walthall Division (2nd aka "Gator Alley")
II Corps, Army of the West
CSA Cabinet Secretary