American Civil War Game Club (ACWGC)

Gentlemen the following officers have been promoted to or within the General ranks;

Lieutenant General Prax Swan- promotion to General

Major General Lloyd Cole - promotion to Lieutenant General

Colonel Clinton Mathews - promotion to Major General

Major General Ed Thornton - promotion to Lieutenant General

Colonel Robert Busey - promotion to Brigadier General

Colonel Steven Donlon - promotion to Brigadier General
Well done Suh’s <salute>

Time for drinkies – yeah baby

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General Cam McOmish

Brigade Commander
Alabama State Volunteers
Cleburne's Division
Hardee's Corps
(1/1/1)
Army of Tennessee
Confederate States of America

Gentlemen <salute>

Congratulations to the promoted officers!

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General Neal Hebert
Edward C. Walthall Division (2nd aka "Gator Alley")
II Corps, Army of the West
CSA Cabinet Secretary

Congatulations to all!


Respectfully,

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Brigadier General Sascha Marx

1st Division"Blut und Boden", Commanding
I.Corps "Cold Steel"
Army of the Mississippi



"Serving god and country proudly"

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I heartily approve of all these with the exception of General Swan! The man simply cannot hold his liquor well enough to be a full general. I hate to be so bluntly honest but I feel I must speak up. I have seen Cameron's own seven-year old daughter drink Swan under the table on three occasions!

I suggest we implement a drinking test to any and all future General candidates. Loose lips sink ships! And the Confederacy cannot spare losing any ships should Swan be captured and forced to drink a fifth of something stronger than Kool Aid. I shall endeavor to build up Swan's tolerance by joining him each night to imbide freely. By New Year's I hope he may be able to finish a Beer without hitting on the hat rack and passing out in the corner.

Gents,

I was not aware of Gen Swan's propensity to be laid low by small amounts of liquor. So I have reviewed his file and found that he did not attend the Senior Officers Advance Drinking Course - so in fact he should have not been promoted I have advised him that he has three weeks to complete the SOADC and he better not finish it sober.

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General Cam McOmish

Brigade Commander
Alabama State Volunteers
Cleburne's Division
Hardee's Corps
(1/1/1)
Army of Tennessee
Confederate States of America

Well I swanee! A fellow better dang sure check his package after he does his drinkin' around here. Jus whose spitoon do y'all think you wuz drinkin' from after that last class? The monogram did not stand for spitoon, I can tell you that for certain sure.

Reminds me of that young shave tail that wanted to join III Corp. The CO said he could do it, but only after he passed three tests. He had to drink a jug of bark juice, wrestle a gator, and make love to one of Miss Clarissa's girls. He drank the jug right down and disappeared into the night. Showed up again in a couple of hours, all ripped to tatters as asking us all where was that whore he's to wrestle.

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General Prax Swan
1/3/III ANV