Gentlemen of the AotM,
I wish to thank you all for the party last night! It was a heck of a night... from what I remember. The dancing girls were superb and the liquor was the real deal for a change. Don't worry about the Christmas tree burning down as it was an accident. We never should have lit those aarows on fire in the first place before playing "William Tell." Also, if someone wouldnt mind returning our Chief of Staff that would be great. Were just lucky yall didnt kidnap someone real important. But it would be nice to have him back before his wife starts to worry. The local magistrate informs me that he has most of the Navy men in jail but that they are refusing to cooperate with the authorities about what they were doing with the nativity scene of the Church. All in all it was a heck of a party! Everyone have a great Christmas!
.... I am off to help get Cameron down off the bell tower for the third time. What does that man drink?!
Please, save me a seat too 