The AotM cordially invites all AoA officers to defect to the AotM at their earliest convenience. We understand most of your time is spent learning to read and write since the literacy of Alabama is only marginally above that of Timbuktu. The Yanks largely ignore your little state as it lacks any major industry or objectives. Our sources tell us you guard the governor's shack most of the time and that your rifles are old hand-me-downs from the Revolution. Not the American one either but the old English Civil War.
Come join a real man's Army in Mississippi where we actually look after important objectives, terrain, and a population with more than 3 teeth. We will be happy to take all volunteers! We have a history of whipping on the Yanks so all must adjust to our victorious style.
