News flash from Paris - it appears that General de Brigade Colin "Fancy Pants" Knox has married into the Bonaparte family. Here is a surprise photo of the couples wedding!
As you can see the wedding was performed outdoors in an undisclosed (very arid) location. Rumor has it that the couple were in Alexandria, Egypt. Others say Acre - Napoleon giving the city to the couple as a wedding present.
Irma Bonaparte felt destined to be an "old maid" but the family always gave her the best support. The couple opted for a private wedding as the bride is very shy and does not like large crowds. A small gathering of family and intimate friends attended.
The couple has not revealed their choice of honeymoon location though it is rumored that the isle of Rhodes may be on their itinerary. Others think that Majorca may also be one of the locations they have chosen. The Royal Navy is cooperating in the manner and supplying a "Bridal Galleon" for their use.
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