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| Author: | Jim Warren [ Sun Nov 25, 2012 6:35 am ] |
| Post subject: | A man walks into a bar..... |
Greetings everyone! As the newest recruit into the Rhine Tavern, I've polished my buttons especially for the occasion. Pull up a chair and I'll buy you something fortifying. See my post in the other forum board if you'd like some fisticuffs  I'm looking forward to the evening ahead! |
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| Author: | Mike Peccolo [ Sun Nov 25, 2012 8:03 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A man walks into a bar..... |
Outside, it was a crisp day. A few high clouds and sun. The temperature was such that one could ride a horse for hours with out it working up a sweat nor having to remove ones coat. In a tree near the Tavern door, a small bird had watched the Frenchman enter the building, then went about its business of looking for bugs, nice juicy cockroaches. It had to stop and look back towards the building as a roar came from inside...... Ah yes, Der Wurger must be in der Haus....... "Ach, Mein Gott!!!! Was ist Das!!"  Came the bellow as he alighted from the stairs. "Vhy, es ist einer neuer Frenchie ". Moving up beside the officer, Der Wurger continued, "It is very quiet here as you French are in mourning," he said as he indicated the pouting French officers in the corner of the room. The French officers were all sitting around the table, crying in their beer and had cotton stuffed in their ears.  "Ja,ja, the dead of the Emperor is not so much, aber, the loss of perfume and rouge was just too much."  "Well, if Herr LTC Kling can bear it, I'd sing you a Lied, aber, until then, lets Drink!" "Helga, Helga, meine Schotz, eins mehr fur mir!" "So, Welkommen mein Herr, come see me some time with a battle using HPS Liepzig or NRC" 
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| Author: | MCJones1810 [ Sun Nov 25, 2012 9:59 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A man walks into a bar..... |
Welcome to the tavern, Lieutenant Warren. It is always good to see a French officer who is buying. I see you have met Der Wurger. He is a fine Jager officer with a marvelous singing voice, although...the Hanoverian Brigadier looks around the room at all of the French officers with cotton, stuffed ears...not everyone appreciates such fine vocals.  No matter, we are all friends here within these walls, regardless of which law of rule we follow, legitimate...or not.  You could do much worse than the company of two Hanoverians, although...he chuckles...I am not sure all of your French brothers would agree. I suppose we shall suffice until more of them can 'come to your rescue'.  Helga, a bottle of the usual for me, and three shot glasses if you please. Would you care to join us for a shot of Jager, Lieutenant? It will put hair on your chest. Well, actually, no. It is really much more likely to remove such hair by incinerating the follicles from the inside out.... 
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| Author: | Al Amos [ Sun Nov 25, 2012 10:10 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A man walks into a bar..... |
Poor man should've ducked. |
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| Author: | David Guegan [ Sun Nov 25, 2012 10:57 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A man walks into a bar..... |
Dear Lieutenant! Welcome to the bar, you will see that it's easier to pick-up foes than girls around here.  Since you are in my division, I will buy the 2nd round of drinks! |
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| Author: | Ed Blackburn [ Sun Nov 25, 2012 11:30 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A man walks into a bar..... |
Welcome to club Jim, and thank you for the libation...Now where are Marechal Bardon and The Peacock I was going to challenge them to a game of Bone-Ace....
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| Author: | Aloysius Kling Sr [ Sun Nov 25, 2012 1:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A man walks into a bar..... |
Greetings Lt Warren, Battle On.... |
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| Author: | EaglesFly [ Sun Nov 25, 2012 6:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A man walks into a bar..... |
Greeting Lt Warren , thank you for the drinks |
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| Author: | Ernie Sands [ Sun Nov 25, 2012 11:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A man walks into a bar..... |
Welcome, Lt Warren. Good hunting!! |
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| Author: | Jim Warren [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 7:28 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A man walks into a bar..... |
À votre santé! Prost! Cheers! <sluuurrrp>...... "baaa'ha!" General Guegan, what on earth IS this stuff that Hanoverian gave me?! It tastes.... tastes like a sweaty Jäger's boots after Austerlitz. Glad to meet you gentleman, I think chablis for the next round. |
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| Author: | SLudwig [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 8:09 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A man walks into a bar..... |
Welcome young man!
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| Author: | Jeff Bardon [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 6:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A man walks into a bar..... |
Welcome Lieutenant. I like your style. I see you've met the riff-raff. The Hanoverians being the riff and the Prussians the raff. Enjoy the target practice as they do seem to continually enjoy being humbled by the Grande Armee, a tradition, I've no doubt that you will continue. Cheers! |
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| Author: | clifton seeney [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 8:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A man walks into a bar..... |
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| Author: | MCJones1810 [ Tue Nov 27, 2012 6:20 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A man walks into a bar..... |
Jeff Bardon wrote: Welcome Lieutenant. I like your style. I see you've met the riff-raff. The Hanoverians being the riff and the Prussians the raff. Enjoy the target practice as they do seem to continually enjoy being humbled by the Grande Armee, a tradition, I've no doubt that you will continue. Cheers! Why Marechal Bardon, I am indeed honored, sir! I never thought that in a million years you would refer to me as humble. My demeanor must certainly be improving in your eyes. Helga, be a dear and bring the our newest, French Lieutenant a sippee cup and a bib. It would be a shame if he soiled his fine, new uniform with that grape juice he intends to imbibe.
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