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It is funny!
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Author:  Prince Repnin [ Thu Jun 13, 2013 12:18 am ]
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Albrecht Adam, artist: "...As for the Emperor's and his staff's great activity, I keep finding my eye returns to a striking individual wearing a light-blue coat trimmed all over with gold braid, red trousers edged with gold, a strange hat lavishly decked with plumes. I couldn't make him out. What struck me most was that he'd so much business near the Emperor, who, like the whole of his suite, was on foot. In the end I asked an officer who was standing beside me: "Maybe you can solve an enigma. How come the Emperor has so much to do with that DRUM-MAJOR?" Surprised, the officer looked at me and said: "What do you mean?" I explained. "My God!" he exclaimed,"but that's MURAT, the King of Naples!" :lol:

Leuitnant von Muraldt, the 4th Bavarian Chevaulegers: "General Preyssing sends me to the town's military governor to request billets for our wounded troopers. The governor, a French general of brigade, receives me politely in a ground-floor room where a tall man in buttoned-up greatcoat was sitting writing in one corner. At that moment a French general appears on horseback in the open doorway, accompanied by two AdCs and an orderly officer. Not even bothering to dismount, he begins cursing and swearing and complaining that his lodgings aren't worthy of a lieutenant-general attached to General Headquarters. "I demand you instantly find me something else!" Polite as ever, the commandant points out that, what with the town little houses' lodgings being needed for the Emperor and all the headquarters staff, there's very little choice. The man doesn't accept this sensible reply, but starts insulting the governor, who standing there in the doorway. Suddenly the tall man gets up from his writing-table, pushes the governor aside, and in voice of thunder roars up at the raging general: "If you aren't satisfied, you can f-- off! Do you think we've nothing better to do than listen to your f--ing complaints?" The man on horseback only had to set eyes on the tall man to whip off his hat, bend his back in an equestrian bow, and stammer out an apology. But the tall man just tells him to leave his billet for my wounded men and go to the devil and returns to his writing-table. I have watched this scene open-mouthed, then ask another officer who the tall man is. It's Caulaincourt." (Yes, the brilliant Napoleon's captain, courtier, diplomat and writer but a soldier first of all) :D

Author:  Ernie Sands [ Thu Jun 13, 2013 8:34 am ]
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armand_Aug ... ulaincourt

Author:  Philippe Divine [ Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:55 am ]
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A bit more indirect. The material is wonderful, and I'm surprised the BBC hasn't made a mini-series out of it (and if they have, I want to know about it). Paying attention to things like this is what made Delderfield so much fun. And I think I have a crush on La Bigottini. The Napoleonic Wars were won on the casting couch.

http://courlande.pagesperso-orange.fr/femmes.htm

Author:  Gregor Morgan [ Sat Jun 15, 2013 4:40 am ]
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Excellent stuff.

These are precisely the little ditties that bring the colour and life to Napoleonic history.

Author:  Prince Repnin [ Wed Jun 19, 2013 12:13 am ]
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Captain F.Dumonceau, the 2nd 'Red' Lancers of I.G.: "Troops always leave behind something by which one can ascertain their nationality. As soon as a column has passed, one notices a smell that's peculiar to each army, and which the veterans instantly recognize. ...One evening my Dutchmen pass through just such an abandoned Russian encampment. Behind it was a hollow where the men had gone to meet calls of nature. I noticed a considerable volume of heaps of excrement covering the ground and from it concluded that the enemy army must have any amount of food to eat, ...and indicated a good state of health, whereas behind ours we found the most obvious possible signs that the entire army, men and horses alike, must be suffering from diarrhea." :oops:

After Murat, the 42-year-old Montbrun is the most prestigious and popular of all the Grand Army's cavalry commanders, and is certainly not a man to sleep on the job. GB Dedem Van Gelder: "A fine warrior, brilliant with glory, an officer of talent, but too ardent." Afraid that Barclay will give him the slip, Napoleon sends order to Gen. Montbrun, commander of II Cav.Corps that are only 15 miles from Vilna now, to get into the city with all speed. Above all he must save the immense grain stores assembled there by the Russian commissariat. Staff-captain Hubert Biot, Montbrun's AdC: "...Montbrun now becomes the victim of muddle. Seize Vilna? That's an exploit Murat wants to reserve for himself! Finding II Cav.Corps mounted at an earlier hour than he'd ordered, he asks him why. "I have the Emperor's direct orders," - Montbrun replies.
"What orders?" - "To get into Vilna before the Russians can leave it." - "No need, I'll deal with that myself!" - "But I've the Emperor's personal orders." - "What the hell does that matter, providing the thing's done?" - says Murat in his husky Gascony voice, and orders Montbrun to follow on behind Nansouty's I Cav.Corps. Whereupon the whole cumbersome cavalry mass, with Bruyere's light brigade scouting ahead, moves on - evidently at no great speed - toward Vilna. At that moment Napoleon himself appears on the scene. Seeing Montbrun riding at the head of his corps but in the tail of the operation, he gallops furiously up to him and, livid with rage, threatens to exile him to the rear for such incompetence. Montbrun tries to excuse himself. "Shut up!" - shouts Napoleon. "But, Sire." - "Will you be quiet?" Napoleon threats and reprimands become more and more angry. Montbrun appeals with a glance to Murat. But seeing him tongue-tied, loses his temper. Draws his sword and - grasping it by its point - flings it over his shoulder. With a shout of "GO TO HELL, THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU!" he puts spurs to his horse, leaving the weapon quivering in the soggy ground more than forty paces away. Napoleon, pale with fury and surprise, stands stock-still. Then he too, without any word, plies spurs to his horse, leaving the spectators dumbfounded. Surely Montbrun will be court-martialled, sent to a fortress, or at very least dismissed the army? Nothing of the sort. That evening Murat receives a cold inquiry: "His Majesty wishes to know why General Montbrun didn't reach Vilna until midday?" No doubt Murat plucks up enough courage to explain. For nothing more is heard of that matter, either. On the other hand no small conciliatory gesture follows, of the kind Napoleon is in the habit of making towards objects of his wrath, deserved or undeserved. Montbrun is left in command but will remain under a cloud." :(

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