Why is Austrian Tinker Toy King so Sad?
Because his Empire is always pushed around and told what to do! Pig Dog Austrian Tinker Toy Boy just can't be his own man!!
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| Author: | Scott Ludwig [ Sun Dec 08, 2013 1:14 am ] |
| Post subject: | Austrian Pouty Pants! |
Why is Austrian Tinker Toy King so Sad? Because his Empire is always pushed around and told what to do! Pig Dog Austrian Tinker Toy Boy just can't be his own man!! |
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| Author: | Jim Pfleck [ Sun Dec 08, 2013 11:53 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Austrian Pouty Pants! |
At least good sir, we wear pants. How is the weather in St. Helena these days...Oh wait, you abandoned your emperor, as certainly as you abandoned the Prussian King! |
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| Author: | Scott Ludwig [ Sun Dec 08, 2013 12:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Austrian Pouty Pants! |
I fight for now man, per say, I fight for the ideals of the Revolution!  Liberté, égalité, fraternité! |
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| Author: | Jim Pfleck [ Sun Dec 08, 2013 2:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Austrian Pouty Pants! |
Then you are deluded...Napoleon ended the Revolution. But if you kiss is hind end enough, perhaps he will give you land and a title! Or at least a pretty uniform to wear to impress the ladies on Elba! |
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| Author: | Scott Ludwig [ Sun Dec 08, 2013 2:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Austrian Pouty Pants! |
Napoleon extended the Revolution and gave praise and rise to all that was great....yoouuu misguided Austrian Tinker Toy Soldier.....I lllaaaugh at your small little Tiny Tinker Toy White Cream Puff Pastry Pillsbury Boys on Parade! Your mother smelt of 3 1/2 days old Hungarian Cheese and your father was about as interesting as stale bread! (No offense to your real parents, I am sure they were pretty good folk.) I smite you, you Son of Sod Filled Bottom Filth Finding Poor Peasants of Styria! I challenge you! No'a, Tinker Toy Soldier, I taunt you! If you be so bbrravve, meet me at Waggy-ram and 4A1. First Assault on the Granary!! Then we will see who is the Tulip Picker of Holland!
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| Author: | Ernie Sands [ Sun Dec 08, 2013 11:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Austrian Pouty Pants! |
[quote="Scott Ludwig"]Napoleon extended the Revolution and gave praise and rise to all that was great....yoouuu misguided Austrian Tinker Toy Soldier.....I lllaaaugh at your small little Tiny Tinker Toy White Cream Puff Pastry Pillsbury Boys on Parade! Your mother smelt of 3 1/2 days old Hungarian Cheese and your father was about as interesting as stale bread! (No offense to your real parents, I am sure they were pretty good folk.) I smite you, you Son of Sod Filled Bottom Filth Finding Poor Peasants of Styria! I challenge you! No'a, Tinker Toy Soldier, I taunt you! If you be so bbrravve, meet me at Waggy-ram and 4A1. First Assault on the Granary!! Then we will see who is the Tulip Picker of Holland! [/quote]A puff piece of doggerel! 
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| Author: | Scott Ludwig [ Mon Dec 09, 2013 7:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Austrian Pouty Pants! |
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| Author: | Michael Hodl [ Tue Dec 10, 2013 2:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Austrian Pouty Pants! |
Very good
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| Author: | Richard Bradshaw [ Tue Dec 10, 2013 2:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Austrian Pouty Pants! |
It is like a souffle' when two French commanders have at it! Wisk on! |
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| Author: | Scott Ludwig [ Tue Dec 10, 2013 5:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Austrian Pouty Pants! |
Michael Hodl wrote: Very good Glad you like it Michael....
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| Author: | Scott Ludwig [ Tue Dec 10, 2013 5:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Austrian Pouty Pants! |
Richard Bradshaw wrote: It is like a souffle' when two French commanders have at it! Wisk on! Oh hush Spaniard.....I know Ernie is pulling my leg.....which I won't be doing in our battle....
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| Author: | dalelast [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 5:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Austrian Pouty Pants! |
I believe the weather patterns in Europe have changed somewhat and the wind is now blowing from the west. Still a very warm wind, though. |
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| Author: | Scott Ludwig [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 7:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Austrian Pouty Pants! |
 Dale.....I am so glad you recognize this fact! Glory shall be with France.....Viva la Revolution, Vive la République, Vive la France!Care to Tango?? |
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| Author: | Richard Bradshaw [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 7:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Austrian Pouty Pants! |
Tango? Isn't that a more bold, saucy style dance more affiliated with red hot Latin style peoples, full of vim and vigor. I don't think any of those terms are found in the rebellious Republic's Constitution, nor any Frenchman's constitution. Please do not harm yourself and leave the hot, sultry dances to those people in which it is inbred, Argentinians, Spaniards, anyone not French .... |
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| Author: | Scott Ludwig [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 8:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Austrian Pouty Pants! |
I am of the worldly sort....having been all over Europe, the Orient and the Americas when I was a young lad in the French East India Company, I have been to Pondichéry and also Bâton-Rouge....where do you think my immense wealth comes from! 
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