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Battle for the Emperor Napoleon
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Author:  Aloysius Kling Sr [ Fri May 09, 2014 7:33 am ]
Post subject:  Battle for the Emperor Napoleon
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Battle On....
Author:  Colin Knox [ Fri May 09, 2014 1:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Battle for the Emperor Napoleon
Have the best uniforms! :frenchcharge:
Drink the best wine! :frenchdrunk:
Have the finest maidens of Europe chase you! (not the barmaid in the war room she is reserved for the Hanoverians :frenchlol: :frenchlol: )
Peruse the best perfumes and hairdressers of Paris! :smug:
Follow the Tondu to glory! :nappy: :frenchvive1: :frenchvive1: :frenchvive1: :frenchvive1: :frenchvive1:

So many features and benefits :thumbsup:
Author:  Ed Blackburn [ Fri May 09, 2014 2:29 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Battle for the Emperor Napoleon
Enjoy a December vacay on the Russian plains, where you will enjoy eating your own boots flavored with gunpowder :frenchshock: :frenchshock:

Fratranize with lovely Spanish girls who will serve you your entrails on a plate.. :frenchsad: :frenchsad:

Get your exercise running up Spanish hillsides where the thin red line will send you packing back down faster that you came up.. :scottishduh: :scottishduh:
Author:  Andy Moss [ Fri May 09, 2014 2:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Battle for the Emperor Napoleon
I'll agree about the wine. Although New Zealand is pretty close in some respects. Finest cuisine - maybe; I'd certainly be agreeable to that although any Mediterranean cuisine is fine for my palate. Currently we love Turkish.

But the rest - coiffeurs and perfumiers? Really!

We in the Coalition prefer balls of British Steel.

Okay so you have A+++ units but after a time it can get boring. We have a saying in the Coalition "May your routs be few". It's more exciting to be a hare than a hound. Well, until you are caught.

Back to our wine. Another bottle of Cats Pee Up A Gooseberry Bush from the Co Op.
Author:  Scott Clawson [ Fri May 09, 2014 4:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Battle for the Emperor Napoleon
Ahh the French,

Always tooting their own horn.............

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Author:  Aloysius Kling Sr [ Fri May 09, 2014 4:41 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Battle for the Emperor Napoleon
:frenchlol1: I knew I should have locked this post! :frenchlol1:

Battle On...
Author:  Michael Ellwood [ Fri May 09, 2014 6:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Battle for the Emperor Napoleon
We like tooting our horns. They are well known all over Europe as the horns of choice. Plus we have many sizes to suit and the music played by them all have the women dancing to our tooting.

We're Tootsamazeballs actually :frenchsalute:
Author:  clifton seeney [ Fri May 09, 2014 9:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Battle for the Emperor Napoleon
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