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Victory for Field Marshall Nelms
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Author:  nelmsm [ Wed Jul 16, 2014 8:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Victory for Field Marshall Nelms

There I was in my tent trying to have my afternoon "medicine" when the enemy started buzzing around my flanks. Every time I would make a move to repel him on my flanks he would change tactics and make a frontal attack. This maneuver was repeated numerous times but each time we managed to fend them off. Finally I wore my enemy down and he ceased his attacks and assumed a defensive position in front of me. This time I moved both flanks around the bastard and with one sudden smack from those flanks and we smashed the pesky wee lad to death! That good Sirs, is one fly who wont interrupt my "medicine" time again! :frenchlol:

Author:  Scott Clawson [ Wed Jul 16, 2014 10:18 pm ]
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Well done sir!!!

Author:  clifton seeney [ Wed Jul 16, 2014 10:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Victory for Field Marshall Nelms

Now that was interesting and at the same time comical plus up lifting :lol: :lol: 8) Tha's what I am talking about :frenchdrunk: :frenchdrunk:

Author:  Aloysius Kling Sr [ Wed Jul 16, 2014 10:26 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Victory for Field Marshall Nelms

Congrats on your victory Field Marshall!

Battle On..

Author:  Andy Moss [ Thu Jul 17, 2014 2:09 am ]
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Yes indeed. We allies need both comedians and victories.

Author:  David Guegan [ Thu Jul 17, 2014 8:16 am ]
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nelmsm wrote:
There I was in my tent trying to have my afternoon "medicine" when the enemy started buzzing around my flanks. Every time I would make a move to repel him on my flanks he would change tactics and make a frontal attack. This maneuver was repeated numerous times but each time we managed to fend them off. Finally I wore my enemy down and he ceased his attacks and assumed a defensive position in front of me. This time I moved both flanks around the bastard and with one sudden smack from those flanks and we smashed the pesky wee lad to death! That good Sirs, is one fly who wont interrupt my "medicine" time again! :frenchlol:



Priceless!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Author:  'Trane' Barredo [ Thu Jul 17, 2014 8:18 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Victory for Field Marshall Nelms

Congratulations!!

Regards.

Author:  Scott Clawson [ Thu Jul 17, 2014 8:20 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Victory for Field Marshall Nelms

Field Marshall Nelms,

Just another quick note to express thanks from the Prussian troops for eradicating that fly. They are now able to apply ointment without having to worry of having that pesky fly get stuck in it!!!! :scottishduh: :scottishduh: :mrgreen:

Author:  Ed Blackburn [ Thu Jul 17, 2014 8:56 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Victory for Field Marshall Nelms

Was it wearing a bicorne turned sideways and an old gray raincoat? :frenchcool

Author:  Todd Schmidgall [ Thu Jul 17, 2014 9:34 am ]
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Salute!

A fine tall tale indeed Field Marshall Nelms... :frenchlol1:

And congratulations on your victory!

Regards,

Author:  clifton seeney [ Thu Jul 17, 2014 10:30 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Victory for Field Marshall Nelms

He who laughs last laughs best :lol: :lol: 8) I knoiw some French peacock will try to get the last word that's how they are :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :P :P :P

Author:  Todd Schmidgall [ Thu Jul 17, 2014 10:52 am ]
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:frenchlol:

:frenchlol1:

:russianveryhappy:

:frenchwink:

Author:  MCJones1810 [ Thu Jul 17, 2014 9:29 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Victory for Field Marshall Nelms

nelmsm wrote:
There I was in my tent trying to have my afternoon "medicine" when the enemy started buzzing around my flanks. Every time I would make a move to repel him on my flanks he would change tactics and make a frontal attack. This maneuver was repeated numerous times but each time we managed to fend them off. Finally I wore my enemy down and he ceased his attacks and assumed a defensive position in front of me. This time I moved both flanks around the bastard and with one sudden smack from those flanks and we smashed the pesky wee lad to death! That good Sirs, is one fly who wont interrupt my "medicine" time again! :frenchlol:


Sir, might I suggest that the next time you are plagued by the unwanted advances of a pesky insect you might simply strike him with one of those fine, Blue Bug Mashers that the Emperor of France routinely issues to his Marechals? They are excellent at performing the job for which they were obviously designed, and if you happen to strike them too forcibly against a hard surface, they are very easy to replace. You simply locate one of the numerous Marechals that serve the Corsican Ogre, and relieve him of his baton. I have been told that a good, salad fork is really all you need to compel their compliance.

:scottishduh: :scottishduh: :scottishduh:

Author:  Sir Muddy [ Fri Jul 18, 2014 2:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Victory for Field Marshall Nelms

Congratulations FM Nelms; you are a credit to the service. God Save the King!

Author:  dalelast [ Sat Jul 19, 2014 12:26 pm ]
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From your description of the battle we can assume this was not a MP game and thus,all the laurels for this convincing triumph are yours. Congrats!

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