Look do you know the what happened last time someone slapped me with a glove, I'm sure it had musket balls in it. Anyway I will gladly buy the drinks as long as this face that has caused many a female to faint at its spectacle does not get damaged

Oh and by the way I seem to be missing 2 silk shirts, a dozen hankerchiefs embroidered MH and a fine bottle of cognac looted from a captured Spanish officer many years previous. I may have mislaid them in one of the wagons that were captured in our recent fight, would Sir do the honours of returning said items as I am wearing a very coarse shirt which causes my delicate skin to itch and my sleeve is becoming unbearably sticky. I am finding this all unbearable without my cognac.