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Forum: Battery McOmish Tavern Topic: Mighty Thirsty over here |
Vern Pinkham |
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:51 pm
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Right Back At You Suh. You are commanding one of the finest of our armies.
Let's see if we can whoop every Yank they put out there agin' us. I know we can out drink them. |
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Forum: Mason Dixon Tavern Topic: Who is drinking with me |
Vern Pinkham |
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:33 am
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Gen. Dragan - Suh. I bee drinkin' with Ya Suh. You is a fine Yankee hunter and good friend. Now, I don't hold my liquor very well so if'n I go down before ya - it ain't no THANG. I am a cheap date. |
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Forum: Battery McOmish Tavern Topic: Mighty Thirsty over here |
Vern Pinkham |
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:30 am
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Gen. Weir, Suh - you is always an honored guest at my table - specially if'n I have some good stuff to share. Gen. McOmish is a helpin' the cause with puttin' up the drinkin' money - lets see if we can git him broke. (HIC) Not quite a full hicup yet. |
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Forum: Battery McOmish Tavern Topic: Mighty Thirsty over here |
Vern Pinkham |
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:28 am
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Suh - I want to thank you for your fine words and for this here fine hooch that ole Claude is a servin' up. You must a had to dig way down deep into your ole pockets to pay this tab. |
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Forum: Battery McOmish Tavern Topic: Mighty Thirsty over here |
Vern Pinkham |
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 10:03 pm
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Gen. McOmish, what is this. I came all the way over here with a powerful thirst and was EX-PEC-TATIN' some of Claude's finest hooch. You done when and give me another medal - and all I do is ride around on that dumb mule that gits me lost all the time. Why if'n I could ever get to the front I jist m... |
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Forum: Battery McOmish Tavern Topic: Belly up to the bar! |
Vern Pinkham |
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 10:00 pm
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Claude - I know this fine new Lt. doesn't have much money - so why don't you just pass some of our finest stuff to all these fine gentlemen here and put it on my tab. NOW COME ON Claude - you know I am good for it. |
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Forum: Battery McOmish Tavern Topic: February Gathering |
Vern Pinkham |
Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 5:14 pm
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Gen. Broadhead, Suh - you are welcome here to drink our swill and relax after a harrowing experience. It seems we Rebs have faried badly at Murfreesborro - more that once. I too have had to swim for my life - in fact I had to move so fast I barely got wet as I crossed the river as rapidly as an otte... |
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Forum: Battery McOmish Tavern Topic: February Gathering |
Vern Pinkham |
Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 3:29 pm
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Claude, if you would please - send another drink down to that SWABEE over there. At least he finally found himself in the right organization. After all - fightin' on the water is for the Brits and the French. |
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Forum: Battery McOmish Tavern Topic: February Gathering |
Vern Pinkham |
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 11:25 pm
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Gentlemen, This call goes out to all officers of the Army of Alabama. This here is a fine tavern and Claude does a fine job of keeping our glasses full. I would prefer that y'all tend to your ablutions before you come in here - that way we don't get mistaken for a Livery Stable. But you are all welc... |
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Forum: Battery McOmish Tavern Topic: Major Sam Dodson Promoted |
Vern Pinkham |
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 11:03 pm
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As per usual - is the new Major buying drinks? I lost all of my money somewhere around Vicksburg. I was running for my life from Gen. Horrocks. |
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Forum: Battery McOmish Tavern Topic: New Officers Join the fine Army of Alabama |
Vern Pinkham |
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 11:01 pm
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Gentlemen, I hope you have settled in and that your hangovers have receded. I am happy to have you two fine Fld. Lt.s as part of our fine army. |
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Forum: Battery McOmish Tavern Topic: Alabama Second to Mississippi |
Vern Pinkham |
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 4:03 pm
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Well Suh, At least we did not soil our britches as we ran around with them around our necks. It seems y'all of Mississippi went from Butternut to BROWN. It gives a brand new meaning to FETCH ME MY BROWN pants. |
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Forum: Battery McOmish Tavern Topic: Alabama Second to Mississippi |
Vern Pinkham |
Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 5:52 pm
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Gen. Strickler Suh. It is with much saddness that I respond to your insult to our fine Army. It seems the we as southerners are not treated as brothers by our own brothers. But Suh - you should keep in mind that as the Union doesn't really have any ambition to invade our quaint state we are free to ... |
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Forum: Mason Dixon Tavern Topic: Welcome to our Newest Army Commander AoA - CSA |
Vern Pinkham |
Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 2:59 pm
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Gentlemen, It is with great honor that I make my bid to fill the shoes of Gen. Dragan. He has been a big help to me and I hope to be able to repay that forward. To you many Yanks that jumped in for a word or two. Y'all make my eyes teary - what with all those kind words. It almost makes me sad when ... |
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Forum: Battery McOmish Tavern Topic: Congrats for BGen. Bruce Klem |
Vern Pinkham |
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:58 pm
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Claude - please set another table up over here. Bring plenty of your good stuff. Brig. General Bruce Klem, as customary for a newly promoted officer is buying. After all he just got a big pay raise. Yes I know we havn't seen any pay since 1861 but one can hope cna't he. Congratulations BGen. Bruce K... |
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