Sir,
Only a Dirt Crawlin', Flea Bitten, Half Deranged, Mangy Cur would dare question the credentials of a Southern Gentleman Officer ! If the description fits . . . ......
We have been assigned that noble moniker, as We have no doubts as to Our Fathers' identity - unlike some Northern Rabble.[;)]
If You hold the conviction of Your claim - come in Person to My Tent and I'll Gentrify Ye with the Back of Me Hand !
Or send Yer Courier , Sober up the Rag Tags of the Potomac and I'll Educate Ye at Gettysburg !
Yours,
Amazed at the lack of Good Breeding and Manners of some Brown - Assed Yankees! [:0]
Fld/Lt. Patrick G.M.Carroll, II/III/II, Army of Georgia, C.S.A.
" When My Country takes it's rightful place, amongst the Nations of the World, then and only then, let My Epitaph be written. "
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