Due to the outbreak of COVID 19 we must now start practicing new hygiene procedures and virtual social distancing.
Now it is not normal to clean a tavern until the crust of sawdust, blood, spit, horse droppings and dead Unionist is more than a foot deep. However, CSA Government pressure has forced us, somewhat reluctantly, to go with the new guide lines and the following will apply:
- Dead or wounded Unionist to be removed within 12 hours
- Dead or wounded Confederates to be removed within 24 hours- we smell nicer even when dead
- All officers entering the tavern are to wipe their boots upon leaving
- The floor will now be cleaned when it reaches the 6-inch deep level
- Washing of hands in the urinals is forbidden – in the toilet is still permitted
- No horses in the bar area!
From the 1st of April virtual social distancing will go into effect as follows:
- All written lines text must use double line spacing
- All written letters must have a space between each as shown here: T H E Q U I C K B R O W N F O X
- No foreign fonts are to be used
Further advice from the CSA Government is as follows:
- During battle officers should refrain from using melee’s – the Union soldier are known disease carriers
- Your mouse should be wiped down between moves
- Stop spitting on your screen
- Do not play naked – if you really have to make sure your camera is off
- Buy and or steal as much Union toilet paper as you can – this will force them to the negotiation table
So stay fresh my fellow Confederates we can get through this, especially if we stay very drunk. And yes we had better drag the Union boys with us as well, gotta have someone to fight and drink with.
