Oh no! I was afraid this would happen after I left. Can't you Western Boys read maps?
Not this Clump of Trees Sir.....that Clump of Trees ...the magnolias outside the Richmond "Clump of Trees Tavern". You are in Yankeeland! Orderly get General McOmish on his horse.....

Best get Rover our HQ mascot to drive!
This Gentlemen is the REAL ANV Clump of Trees Tavern:

Please note the refined nature of the company. You Western Boys better have a bath first.
No General Miller you cannot shoot the clock! You might hit General Drott!
Anyway Boys welcome to the Clump of Trees Tavern and the ANV. We are mighty glad to see you & hope that you have brought a full supply of all necessary vittals!