Congrats, Neal!
(looking around)
Yep, that's quite an Award!
(smiling and looking around again)
Sure wish we could, I don't know, toast your new award in some way.
(clearing my throat)
Well since nobody else is buying let me get the first round! I just happen to have my wallet with me today. I know that's rare but when I was leaving my office in Richmond I picked it upand actually took it with me.
Now barkeep...
(looks at the wallet)
... well I'll be darned. This is Cameron's wallet! I can tell because the cond... I mean the Individual Chemical Prophylactic Packet... has never been used. Standard issue you know.
Well since I already have the money out I am sure Cameron wouldn't mind if I use his petty cash to buy a round of drinks. And since I did carry this wallet all the way here, and my back hurts, I will just keep the change. I know he'd want me to.
