There! You must now see the main reason that so many of our games in this club end in Union victories!
Most CSA officers are either liberally lathering themselves up for the next contest or equally drowning their sorrows afterwards in the Rebel tavern establishments. No wonder the bulk of blockade-runner shipments are stamped "98% Proof!" Any CSA supply trains heading for the front will inevitably make their first stop at those ramshackle hovels that serve as pubs and lightened their loads by as much as 70%! It is a pitiful display of twisted priorities, although some of our own high-ranking officers have indicated that they might be willing to adopt the CSA model for strictly experimental purposes.
