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<br />Gen. Ludwig … Suh <salute>
It is with great sadness, and yes, I have to admit, a little embarrassment, that I make this report. I am fully aware that I am violating my chain of command in this action but I thought it of sufficient importance that I report to you directly. I am ready to accept any discipline my actions may warrant. [xx(]
Suh … I do apologize to you that Gen. Moose has reported to me that he ransacked your tent. He stole your beautiful grey uniforms and replaced them with that ugly blue stuff. He searched out your hairpieces and replaced them with cow pies. He then sabotaged your liquor cabinet by replacing the contents of every bottle with … never mind … you do not want to know. I questioned him at length as to why he would do such dastardly deeds. All he would say is, Gen. Bangma … Gen. Mallory … Gen. Cuneo … Gen. Golen … Gen. Simms … kiss … kiss. I honestly do not know what he is referring too. [:D][:D][:D]
Trust me suh … I have given Gen. Moose the greatest amount of discipline possible short of placing him in front of the firing squad. Yes suh … you would be proud of me for the courage and daring I presented to him in light of the given situation. I patted him on the back for a job well done. [:o)][:o)][:o)]
Welcome aboard suh. Glad to have you with us. We just hope that you are glad after a couple of months or so?????? [:p][:p]
Fld. Lt. Larry (Notso) Quick
3/1/III AoA
"Now fill your glasses up, my boys, a toast come drink with me,
May Erin's Harp and the Starry Flag united ever be!"
"Then fill your glasses up, my boys, and drink a hearty cheer,
To the land of our adoption and the Irish volunteer!"
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Larry,
With you around and General Moose up to is no good deeds, I will enjoy this very, very much. [:D]
Already having fun!! [:)]
Now tell General Moose, per army regulations, he has to undergo a colonoscopy, and a lice shampoo bath...[:p] (I think I just opened a can of worms....)
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<b>Major General Scott "The Mad Prussian" Ludwig</b>
Commanding Officer, Western Theater, CSA
Interim Chief of Staff, CSA
"The Army Commissary" and "The Traveling Blowhard of Virginia"
Retried ANV Commander 2004-06
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