Officers and gentlemen of the Confederacy!!!! Before the Union lowers the hammer on this rebellion in this coming year, we felt that it would be in the interest of our misguided Southern brethren if we offered a option:
Come spend the remainder of the war in style on scenic Johnson Island!!!!We offer spacious accomodations right on scenic Lake Erie! Enjoy the breeze off the lake in the summer and, good behavior permitting, a bit of winter fishing! We have just had our shuffleboard courts redone and now, for our more constructive prisoners, arts and crafts!
You thought you looked good in a Rebel uniform! Wait till you see yourself in our striped jumpsuits!
Gentlemen...we ask this in all sincerity. Let us...help you.
Gentlemen who wish to may join our state of the art pioneers to lay the roads for us as we march triumphantly into the heart of the Southland. This, of course, will be kept in account at your trial at the wars end.
Start 2021 off right!
