Gentlemen,
The officer in charge of our mess has sent us the following communication:
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1) the drainage of manpower created by the need for more men on the front lines has stretched our capacity to function
2) in order to save time and resources we have began to experiment with new recipes that will make the preparation of foods quicker and require less attention by our staff
Requisition Request:
1) 5 tons of Mexican Jumping Beans
Our cooks have discovered that if they mix a handful of Jumping Beans inside of the Pancake Mix that the Pancakes will up and flip themselves.
Signed,
Capt. Frank Hayes
Head Cook AotM
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We can only wonder where this will lead in the future but I congratulate our cooks on their innovative solution. Incidently, I will be sleeping in past breakfast tomorrow.
Respectfully,
Col. Blake Strickler
Commandant of VMI
Army of the Mississippi
Chief of Staff
