Gentlemen,
The next round is on me, as you gather around and listen to my story.
I don't remember the exact date I joined the club but, like General Turner, it was in the late 1990's. I bought a copy of Battleground: Shiloh from Babbage's and fell in love. I handily whipped the AI (playing first the Reb side then the Union side) and congratulated myself on being a military genius. Then I found out about this club and signed up for VMI. Due to a severe misunderstanding and mistake on my part, I defeated my instructor during my training scenario. It was my first experience with a modified scenario and I accidentally used the wrong map. My instructor was amazed when I sent some of my troops around behind him - marching on the Tennessee River! (Can anybody say "Kobayashi Maru"?

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After my graduation from VMI and assignment to the AotM, I was ready to take on all comers. My first opponent was Field Lieutenant Stacey Jemay, who was to gain fame (or notariety, depending on which side you were on) as "The Gal in Blue". I made a wager with her - if I won, she would have to come to the AotM tavern and dance the Virgnia Reel with me. If she won (yeah, right - like a mere GIRL had a chance against me!) I would go to her tavern and shine her boots.
Yes, I ended up carrying my shoe shine kit into her tavern. But at least I was in good company - she cleaned the clock of nearly every Reb who came up against her. I learned a lot from her, the hard way, about playing against real opponents who knew what they were doing.
The most fun I had in the club was as a VMI instructor myself, introducing cadets to PBEM and coaching them in some of the basics along the way. I ended up serving as CSA CoA and was the second (of only three, so far!) president of this fine establishment. I also had the great pleasure of attending two of the three "Tiller Cons" and getting to meet many of my fellow ACWGC officers (and John Tiller himself!) face-to-face.
I was pulled aside to other pursuits and have been in semi-retirement from the club for several years now, but I still appreciate the friendships that I built over the years.
Barkeep, all this jabbering has made me thirsty. I'll take a shot of "Texas Tea", in honor of the officer I have long considered my mentor - General Garry Cope, and his "Polecat" Brigade.
Your humble servant,
Gen 'Dee Dubya' Mallory