I heartily approve of all these with the exception of General Swan! The man simply cannot hold his liquor well enough to be a full general. I hate to be so bluntly honest but I feel I must speak up. I have seen Cameron's own seven-year old daughter drink Swan under the table on three occasions!
I suggest we implement a drinking test to any and all future General candidates. Loose lips sink ships! And the Confederacy cannot spare losing any ships should Swan be captured and forced to drink a fifth of something stronger than Kool Aid. I shall endeavor to build up Swan's tolerance by joining him each night to imbide freely. By New Year's I hope he may be able to finish a Beer without hitting on the hat rack and passing out in the corner.
