Congratulations to Al and Christophe on their ascendency to Colonelhood!
And by all means the rest of you fine, Frenchies feel free to join us in the MP Division of the 2012 SON Tournament. After all, we Coalition officers don't bite.
Well, Die Ratte does actually bite, but I am pretty sure he doesn't carry rabies. Almost certain.
Thank you, Al, for sharing these promotions with your inveterate foes. I know that goes against the general policy of your army. Very brave of you to do so, sir. Now, I beleive I might know the next pressing question on your mind. That is, "What is it like to actually find yourself staring down the muzzles of a firing squad?" It just so happens that you are in luck, because I well know the feeling first hand. Did I ever tell you about the time when I misplaced the Anglo-Allied Army's supply of booze? Oh, was Marco livid. I don't think I have ever seen a man turn that many shades of red. "Why you incompetent, disrespectful...well, it got much worse.
"I am afraid I cannot tell you the rest of what he said to me in here tonight, Colonel Kling", says the Hanoverian Brigadier as he glances over at a table filled with Prussian officers. "After all, there are children present."
