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PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 12:41 pm 
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I will start:

1. Use four to elevate your thunder box off the ground on those cold Russian mornings. :twisted:

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 1:28 pm 
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Use 1 to keep the window propped open in your make shift HQ as they often stick in those balmy summer Iberian nights. Also makes it easier for a quick escape out the window after the Spanish forces have routed your army and they are coming into town to get you. Ole'!

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 1:30 pm 
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Use 4, end to end, to see if you are as tall as your Emporer.

Oh yes, this is great fun ....!

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Attach one pair of white lacy Marechal's underwear (preferably unsoiled) and wave when surrendering to Coalition forces. :shock:

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 2:31 pm 
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:lol: Uses 1-4: Requires a Baton of course gents

Use 5: to point imperiously in an Alexandrian tone in the direction of the routing allied rabble

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 2:45 pm 
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I let my toddler teeth on them. They are not worthy of the attention of adults.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 3:59 pm 
I personally use them to mash cockroaches and other sundry vermin that invariably accompany the arrival of La Grunge Armee.

I have hopes of catching Nappy B in the open one day and crushing the life out him with one of his personally endorsed Big Blue Bug Mashers.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 4:08 pm 
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Sad to say that even the French are not sure what to do with them!!!

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 4:20 pm 
TDF! RITFLMAO!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 4:31 pm 
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The Rat strikes.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 5:20 pm 
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hahahah very good mssr Rat

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 5:47 pm 
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I just found another use for batons, smacking rattes who no how to make graphics and have a sense of humor!!!

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Oh, Die Ratte is sharp as a messer! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Das is wunderbar!!! :D

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Hanoverians to front of me, Hanoverians to right of me, Hanoverians to the left of me & Hanoverians behind me, Oh crap they are singing!!!


Battle On... with ear plugs!


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 8:38 pm 
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Singen!?! :roll:

Singen!?! (ja, heir it kommen) :lol:

Come all you jolly fellows and join us in song,
Let thunderous harmony sound. :D
For if men can still sing then the world’s not so wrong,
And the rafters will ring in a round.
But a man cannot sing if he’s troubled at heart,
As melodies over you steel,
So bring us a drink and we’ll each sing our part,
And our voices with clarity peel. :D

Bring us more ale here and without fail here.
We’ll go on singing till each song is sung,
Pass round the jugs now; fill up your mugs now,
We shall not stop now that we have begun. :roll:
And if you have a song sir as we go along sir,
You’re next to sing but you’re never to think,
We’d let you sing dry sir that’s a foul lie sir,
A drink for each song and a song for each drink. :D

Well the first is a song of the great raging sea
Let thunderous harmony sound
And the far foreign lands that our sailors do see
And the rafters will ring in a round
And the next is a song of green meadows and fields
As melodies over you steel
Of the farmer and the ploughboy and the earth’s bounteous yield
And our voices with clarity peel. :D

Bring us more ale here and without fail here. :D
We’ll go on singing till each song is sung,
Pass round the jugs now; fill up your mugs now,
We shall not stop now that we have begun.
And if you have a song sir as we go along sir,
You’re next to sing but you’re never to think,
We’d let you sing dry sir that’s a foul lie sir,
A drink for each song and a song for each drink. :D

Oh we’ll sing of the wars and the victories won
Let thunderous harmony sound
And of foes we have vanquished with powder and gun
And the rafters will ring in a round :D
But we’ll sing of the widows and the sons they have lost
As melodies over you steel :(
For there’s no battle fought without counting the cost
And our voices with clarity peel. :cry:

Bring us more ale here and without fail here.
We’ll go on singing till each song is sung, :D
Pass round the jugs now; fill up your mugs now,
We shall not stop now that we have begun.
And if you have a song sir as we go along sir,
You’re next to sing but you’re never to think,
We’d let you sing dry sir that’s a foul lie sir,
A drink for each song and a song for each drink. :D

Well now to conclude and to finish our tale
Let thunderous harmony sound
We’ll sing one last chorus and then sup some ale
And the rafters will ring in a round
So some other fellow may now take the floor
As melodies over you steel
And sing us a song may we hear many more
And our voices with clarity peel. :D

Bring us more ale here and without fail here.
We’ll go on singing till each song is sung,
Pass round the jugs now; fill up your mugs now,
We shall not stop now that we have begun.
And if you have a song sir as we go along sir,
You’re next to sing but you’re never to think,
We’d let you sing dry sir that’s a foul lie sir,
A drink for each song and a song for each drink. :D

:lol:

Eins
Zwei
Drei
G'suffa!!! :D :D :D

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