Napoleonic Wargame Club (NWC)

Oh one thing I like to know who is the President or Queen or King or boss down-under ???? Seems no body on this side of the planet in my (Richard Pryor voice) know or gives a s---!

Its president Popping Jay (whatever that means)

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Marechal Knox

Prince d'Austerlitz et Comte d'Argentan
Ordre national de la Légion d'honneur

"What is history but a fable agreed upon"

Do you expect me to believe that the French killed the King with baked goods?

Oh, you devious buggers! To succeed in that endeavour, you had to put your plan in place years before. Hey, wait a minute...

Whaddaya mean, Elvis is dead???

Actually Mark he was just here but has left the building

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Marechal Knox

Prince d'Austerlitz et Comte d'Argentan
Ordre national de la Légion d'honneur

"What is history but a fable agreed upon"

Whew, that's a relief! I thought you meant that he had really died.

Thank ya. Uh, thank ya very much!

Well you both are not all that funny tonight! So please work on it!

Laugh On

Al sorry we are not funny.
But don't worry I found a new place to dwell.
It's down at the end of lonely street
at Heartbreak Hotel.

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Marechal Knox

Prince d'Austerlitz et Comte d'Argentan
Ordre national de la Légion d'honneur

"What is history but a fable agreed upon"

OK now that was funny!

Battle On

Colin was actually forced into that move since his baby left him.

Now, he ain't nothin' but a hound dog, cryin' all the time.

Ok, I get the one upmanship and yes you are both having giving me a chuckle.

Thank you and Battle On

not very orginal Mark to steel my idea for a joke like that. funny though.
Typical of the coalition always trying to steel the limelight
You just aint no friend of mine. But I guess you allied officers come from a land of little grace.

ok not sure that worked - Helga drinks here please

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Marechal Knox

Prince d'Austerlitz et Comte d'Argentan
Ordre national de la Légion d'honneur

"What is history but a fable agreed upon"

My dear General Knox, despite your rather garish attire and most hostile attitude toward legitimate rule and order, I do indeed count you as a friend. I find you to be a wise man, sir, and will never forget the words of wisdom you imparted to me after witnessing my opening moves in our first engagement at Austerlitz. Your gentle remonstration occupies the forefront of my thoughts in each subsequent engagement. You said, "Lieutenant Jones, only fools rush in!"

And now we are getting a little bit mushy.

But thanks non the less!

Battle On

General Jones that was funny

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Marechal Knox

Prince d'Austerlitz et Comte d'Argentan
Ordre national de la Légion d'honneur

"What is history but a fable agreed upon"

Gentlemen,

Please, let's get back to hurling roundshot and assorted other armaments.

A little less conversation, a little more action please!

.... (sorry, couldn't help myself)

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Marechal Jeff Bardon
Duc de Castiglione et Prince de Wagram
Commandant de la Garde Imperiale