Napoleonic Wargame Club (NWC)

CC Special report ; A new word nut bar ! What does it mean a delicious fruit or the place were Allied officers go to cry over there defeats ???

CC special report ; With the end of the world coming on Sat the Allies show a picture of a French Col de 'Cheval 'de Art which could only be Col Marbot telling his men to fire on the Emperor. How could that be he said " it was a doctored picture of me firing on the Prussi general staff"!

Comedy Central Special report : News just in the world ended today also the Prussi General staff wish to send an apology to Queen of Prussi for leaving her out of all their recruiting program. Herr wind bag Scott cried as he was lead to court for sex discrimination in his recruiting program!

Latest news from Comedy Central news room: It was just reported this morning May 23 1806 that the father of Eric Cartman has been identified as a member of the Prussi General staff. One reporter guessed that the general could be news as more information comes in!

Comedy Central Special Report : The word is shame that the Allies most use wanted dead or alive posters and gift to get their members playing the French. On the other hand the French offer nothing and get nothing ! Late braking News: Scott is the father of Eric Cartman

Hehe...this is pretty entertaining Cliff! I'm not fat I'm big boned cried out Napoleon!!

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Generalfeldmarschall Scott Kronprinz "Vorwärts" Ludwig von Preußen
Kommandeur des Königlich-Preußischen Armee-Korps
Chief of Staff (CoS) of the Allied Coalition
Allied Coalition Webmaster & Club Website Support

CCNews Update in a court fight over just whom is the real father of that South Park boy name Eric Cartman, the Emperor of France said in a surprising speech before his Old Guard it's not my son am not fat just big boned! Who is the real father of Eric Cartman ????

Cc Special Report : While the fight over who is the father of Eric Cartman was being made one of the Emperors officers fell off his horse Killing one of the south Park students, it was heard though the ranks of the Guard "you Bastard you killed Kenny" ! The named Officer said he was sleepy because he stay up all night while listing to a Hangovering officer at a bar the night before!

Now, now Colonel. The Emperor's officers falling off thier horses in not really newsworthy. More the rule than the exception from my perspective.

CC news report : Mr Garrison is said to be sleeping with the! More as the facts become know!

"This just in from Jena - the French have just about finished off the army. If only Davout and Bernadotte could be there!"

"Want to know more?" (some of you may get this and remember the movies it is from - I will give you a hint - the movie had to do with killing things that are put in some French dishes)

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Generalfeldmarschall Wilhelm Prinz Peters von Dennewitz

3. Husaren-Regiment, Reserve-Kavallerie, Preußischen Armee-Korps

Honarary CO of Garde-Ulanen Regiment, Garde-Grenadier Kavallerie

NWC Founding Member

For Club Games: I prefer the Single Phase mode of play. I prefer to play with the following options OFF:

MDF, VP4LC, NRO, MTD, CMR, PR, MIM, NDM, OMR (ver 4.07)

Late braking news from CC: The Daily Show, Mrs Garrison has had a affair with that Prussian hand for many years now that she has found a new lover he is said to be a Hangoveren??? More as we try to clear this up!

CC News report : The affair that was reported on the Daily show is "Slave the new Lover of Mrs Garrison was reported wearing one of the Foot Guard uniforms when caught by our English reporter" more to follow!

Oh boy, sounds more like The Napoleonic Enquirer than daily news .... but then again this is Louisiana reporting!

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Generalfeldmarschall Wilhelm Prinz Peters von Dennewitz

3. Husaren-Regiment, Reserve-Kavallerie, Preußischen Armee-Korps

Honarary CO of Garde-Ulanen Regiment, Garde-Grenadier Kavallerie

NWC Founding Member

For Club Games: I prefer the Single Phase mode of play. I prefer to play with the following options OFF:

MDF, VP4LC, NRO, MTD, CMR, PR, MIM, NDM, OMR (ver 4.07)