Gentlemen Officers of the NWC:
Today, August 9th, is a very special day, for on it, about 100 years or so ago

, a young boy was born who would grow to be the greatest warrior in our mighty, Anglo-Allied Army. His parents named him Andrew, but we all know him as Generaal Moss, the esteemed Commander of the Royal Military Academy. Sir, we raise our glasses to you today in friendship and respect. We wish we could be with you to help celebrate, although our accumulated bar tab would most likely deplete your life savings in a single night. Since we cannot attend in body, much to the relief of your exquisite wife no doubt, we celebrate with you in spirit. Three cheers for Generaal Andrew Moss! Hip-hip-hooray! Hip-hip-hooray!! Hip-hip-hooray!!!
And now, sir, I would like to present you with a gift handcrafted by my beloved Hanoverians for just this occasion. This is in sincere appreciation of all you do for our Army, and our Club, from every member of the Hanoverian Brigade.
Have a Great Birthday, Andy! {Salute!}