The door squeeked open, and a very green officer stumbled into the tavern.

He really didn't look well.

He looked about as if he was about to speak, but,... instead he hurtled towards the window and made some rather crude noises

. Finally, turning around and wiping his face upon his sleeve, he seemed well enough to speak

.... Yes Kinder, der Wurger ist in der Haus.
'Mein Gott, I think Ich vill stay a landlubber.

Ach, wenn die See ist got der Boat going every which vay, mein stomach ist nichts gut.
Vielen Dank fur alle der comments.
Maybe I will sing just eine kleine Lied
Solang der alte Peter
Am Petersbergerl steht,
Solang die grüne Isar
Durchs Münchner Stadterl geht
Solang da drunt am Platzl
Noch steht das Hofbräuhaus,
So lang stirbt die Gemütlichkeit
in München niemals aus,
So lang stirbt die Gemütlichkeit
in München niemals aus.
With that, the newly promoted officer headed for the window again
