Napoleonic Wargame Club (NWC)

As my new horse stumble and fell on the ground in front of a French General of the Red Lancers. I heard him the General say what with that nag you brought “You need to take him out and shot him”! I just felt like running away to Russia or some where like that! Most have been a Cossack reject that I got. So once I got a training lesson from a British officer I felt like it’s time to go into that Tavern and show my face once more.
As I entered the smoke full place with belly laugher and the smell of garlic I knew that it was full of French power puffs. I once served under and with these garcons. So I planted my behind next to their CnC and lifted my coat tails as I set down. “I heard someone say look the Haitian still wearing that 1798 uniform”! I Looked at that garcon an said “ After you played 100 games and get 2000 points you can talk to me!

After setting down next to the CnC of the once so Grand Armee, I was over come by the smell of cheap perfume. And quickly removed my person to the outdoors to catch some air when to my surprise the Hanover CnC ran to me and offered me the captured Goat cart of the Iron Marshal, I had to turn it down it made me home sick of my Isles that I missed so much . I reentered the Travern and place myself near the fire place so that I would not smell the cheap beer that them Leftovers drink or the cheap perfume of the French or the wild antics of the Russians, were are the Prussian I thought have they too been put off by these Barbarians!

were are the Prussian I thought have they too been put off by these Barbarians!

Not at all unless they are known by the names of Knox or Bardon....and they are Colonials, not Barbarians. We quietly work away. We despatch a noble opponent and move on to the next.

My English is not to good can someone please explain this to me!