"These French certainly do have a knack for making things more complicated", grumbles the Coalition Army's Chief of Staff.
"How so", asks The Rat as he stares at his stein of beer, mesmerized by the movement of the bubbles.
"Well, when we take Marechal Purcell prisoner now, we will have to log in all of his other titles into our POW Records as well. It just creates a lot of extra paperwork. I suppose this is their way of encouraging immediate repatriation", says the CoS.
"But we do still get to keep his Big Blue Bug Mashing Baton, don't we", asks The Rat.
"Oh, by heavens yes", replies the CoS, "we will certainly keep that. It is only their swords which we return, ornamental as they are to the French anyway."
Congratulations on your new title, Roy.
