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PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 10:36 am 
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Rich I am sorry to report that the Councilors on the Council to Find More Prussians (Councilor Me, Councilor Myself, Councilor I, and the one odd one Councilor Chuck) have rejected your proposal for the reduction of said propaganda (we prefer the term Enlightenment Papers) and offer this message to you, well Me, Myself and I do, Chuck just played with the finger paint.

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="3" face="book antiqua" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Dear Big Froggie Woggie,

We detest your attempt to belittle us and we will not give in. You smell like a bad peanut butter sandwich and you look like Maria Theresa's hind quarters!

Never!

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Rich..that is harsh man. All I have to say is:

Watch Our new recruitment video!! After your done, come join us!! We have a spot open on the Council!

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Scott,

Gee, I always thought that Maria Theresa had an extremely shapely and attractive <i>derriere</i>[:D]! I will of course defer to someone that clearly had the benefit of a closer inspection[:o)] ...

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Der Windbagfuhrer...

I fail to see why you would find it necessary to mock our beloved Empress in order to insult the French. Perhaps in your foolishness you meant Marie Louise, as opposed to Maria Theresa, but even that does not redeem you, as she is also a scion of the House of Austria.

Remember poltroon, that the noble armies of Austria await on your Southern border, if you wish to insult the noble Hapsburgs once again.

As I have said before, you are truly lucky that HPS has not seen fit to put out a fitting game for our rivalry, as I would be more than happy to meet you on the field of Kolin.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 10:31 pm 
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="3" face="book antiqua" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Gary McClellan</i>
Perhaps in your foolishness you meant Marie Louise, as opposed to Maria Theresa, but even that does not redeem you, as she is also a scion of the House of Austria.
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Only if you subscribe to the Pragmatic Sanction. Which Prussia manifestly doesn't. [:p]

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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="3" face="book antiqua" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by paco</i>
<br />Scott,

Gee, I always thought that Maria Theresa had an extremely shapely and attractive <i>derriere</i>[:D]! I will of course defer to someone that clearly had the benefit of a closer inspection[:o)] ...

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Yes it is rather rotund...but that's because she is an Austrian!! [:D]

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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="3" face="book antiqua" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Gary McClellan</i>
<br />Der Windbagfuhrer...

I fail to see why you would find it necessary to mock our beloved Empress in order to insult the French. Perhaps in your foolishness you meant Marie Louise, as opposed to Maria Theresa, but even that does not redeem you, as she is also a scion of the House of Austria.

Remember poltroon, that the noble armies of Austria await on your Southern border, if you wish to insult the noble Hapsburgs once again.

As I have said before, you are truly lucky that HPS has not seen fit to put out a fitting game for our rivalry, as I would be more than happy to meet you on the field of Kolin.

Feldmarschall Freiherr Gary McClellan
Generalissimus Imperial Austrian Army
Portner Grenadier Bn
Allied Coalition C-in-C
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Lol poor Austrians always in the shadow of their eventual superiors!! [:D][:D]

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Generalquartiermeister der Preußischen Armee
Kommandeur Garde-Grenadier-Korps
Königlich Preußische Armee am Niederrhein
Webmaster & Club Cabinet - Public Relations Officer

Vorwärts Meine Kinder, Vorwärts!!

[url="http://www.prussianarmy.com/"]Königliche Preußische Armee[/url]

[url="http://www.networkforgood.org"]Network for Good[/url]

[url="http://napoleonicwargaming.com"]Napoleonic Wargaming - INWC[/url]</center>


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