Welcome to the NWC and our fine, Prussian Army, gentlemen!
I hope you will pardon me if I only take mug of pale ale tonight...........to slowly sip. My last binge with my favored Jagermeister seems to have landed me in a bit of a sticky situation, although the French assassin Knox is partially culpable, having taken advantage of an officer while he was recovering.....er........resting.
Yes, Helga, I know this coat is blue. Please suspend your disbelief for a moment and pretend that I am a Dutch-Belgian officer like Generaals Bijl, Reitveld and Moss. Or I could be a Hanoverian Artillery Officer. What? Oh, yes, the "N"s on the turnbacks are still an issue....

It seems that General Knox applied Superglue to the buttons...
...but the worst part is that he seems to have Superglued the cuirass as well!

Oh, how devilishly funny!
