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Hi Gents, this has nothing to do with history. It's just too funny not to post.
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date" - Mike, age 10
"Love is like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." - John, age 9
"Love is foolish... but still I might try it someday." - Floyd, age 9
(On Love) "It gets me a headache just to think about that kind of stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble." - Kenny, age 7
"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife." - Tom, age 5
"Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I've been trying to hide from it since I was 5 but the girls keep finding me." - Dave, age 8
"The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry her and have kids with her. It's the right thing to do." - Howard, age 8
"Tell your wife she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck!" - Ricky, age 8
"It's NEVER Ok to kiss a boy! The always slobber all over you. Thats why I stopped doing it." - Tammy, age 10
"You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming!" - Allan
"Be a good kisser. It will make your wife forget about the trash you never take out" - Erin
"When they split molecules, it was stuffed with atoms. When they split atoms, it was stuff with explosions."
"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." Greg, age 8
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