Advice item #1) The other day in our men's bible study we were talking about chores around the house and that taking out the garbage was one of Man's primary reasons for existence etc etc. Some advocated a quick turnaround of the filled refuse container, many nodded in agreement. I countered with "You should ALWAYS have some trash in the kitchen to be taken out" It's a feint, a deception. why have your lovely Bride send out recon and find a whole slew of your other shortcomings...keep her focused on the Kitchen trash. Carry on.
