Colonial Campaigns Club (CCC)

You pick the fight and send it over to me. Any battle or battle will be fine I would like to get some action in.

P.Prete

Mr Prete, although we do not stand on too much custom (unless we are having those RICH colonists paying), but it is helpful if you state your rank and army affiliation. Otherwise, how will they KNOW you are a HESSIAN![:D]

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<br />Mr Prete, although we do not stand on too much custom (unless we are having those RICH colonists paying), but it is helpful if you state your rank and army affiliation. Otherwise, how will they KNOW you are a HESSIAN![:D]
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Well Genius,

You found out who I was after all, what I am looking for is a battle, so maybe one of you can take off your pantyhose and put on a pair of britches and do yourself honor by meeting me in the feild of battle. Heck at the Blitz you do not have to beg for a fight. I now strongly beleive that I have joined a club full of women.


Philip Prete

P.S. Since everybody has there panties up it a twist because of my lack of proticall I shall not state my rank and army affiliation!

Hmmm, Regular Prete old chum...I say, would you be ever so kind as to please follow me to that area between those two trees with the leather thongs hanging from them? Oh no Sir!...this isn't a cat-o-nine-tails I'm carrying! It's just a wisk to keep the flies at bay. Now place your hands in the loops please, so that I can measure your back for a fancy new striped uniform Sir. You see with this new uniform you'll be getting, all will be able to tell quite readily that you're a new recruit in service to His Majesty, where discipline and obedience are it's keys to success. Now...I'll only count to ten this time Sir, and you may feel a slight sensation with each count, (mere pinpricks as I make adjustments), which you are to disregard so as not to spoil my measurements. Following the count will be a salt water shower to prepare you for your clean new uniform. This fitting is for your own good Sir, and you'd do well to remember that should I need to re-measure you in the future, that it could indeed take much longer. Are you ready Regular Prete? [}:)]

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BTW, Regular Prete is a new recruit in the Hessian Jagers, whose allegiance is to the Crown I might add, and is therefore not used to our ways of war and protocol. I'm sure he'll be glad to notify everyone of such allegiance in the future, am I correct Regular Prete Sir? [;)]

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Oh please if you are going to deal out such punishment you better be in your pantyhose ! oh I forgot I am the only one here that wear's pants so I should not worry about that!



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<br />Hmmm, Regular Prete old chum...I say, would you be ever so kind as to please follow me to that area between those two trees with the leather thongs hanging from them? Oh no Sir!...this isn't a cat-o-nine-tails I'm carrying! It's just a wisk to keep the flies at bay. Now place your hands in the loops please, so that I can measure your back for a fancy new striped uniform Sir. You see with this new uniform you'll be getting, all will be able to tell quite readily that you're a new recruit in service to His Majesty, where discipline and obedience are it's keys to success. Now...I'll only count to ten this time Sir, and you may feel a slight sensation with each count, (mere pinpricks as I make adjustments), which you are to disregard so as not to spoil my measurements. Following the count will be a salt water shower to prepare you for your clean new uniform. This fitting is for your own good Sir, and you'd do well to remember that should I need to re-measure you in the future, that it could indeed take much longer. Are you ready Regular Prete? [}:)]

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BTW, Regular Prete is a new recruit in the Hessian Jagers, whose allegiance is to the Crown I might add, and is therefore not used to our ways of war and protocol. I'm sure he'll be glad to notify everyone of such allegiance in the future, am I correct Regular Prete Sir? [;)]

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Pete - I saw your other post but as Ernie Sands is on vacation and I would like to play another game in the CCC I will send a file to you tonite.
I feel that your other message doesnt apply to me anyway as I dont wear eyeliner and makeup. Leave that all to Phil these days! [;)]
How does Eutaw Springs sound (1776)?
MDF ON, ADF ON, Rifles and Line Movement Disruption OFF.
The US moves first in this one I believe so look for a file from me tonite.
Now as to the ladies in the Colonial army. They are busy sewing flags for us. Many of them also bake cakes too! If you speak nicely to them they will share some with you! You Hessians should mind your manners. Oh yes, some of them also make wig powder! We call it Elmer's Glue in my parts.

Sir,
I am shooting his Hessians at Saratoga at the moment. If it will help matters, I will shoot them faster and with vigor even....

Sir,
Sure If I have to act like an idiot so I can play a round or two is fine, what ever you want to to just send it over. I do not care if i win or loose all I want to do is play.


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<br />Pete - I saw your other post but as Ernie Sands is on vacation and I would like to play another game in the CCC I will send a file to you tonite.
I feel that your other message doesnt apply to me anyway as I dont wear eyeliner and makeup. Leave that all to Phil these days! [;)]
How does Eutaw Springs sound (1776)?
MDF ON, ADF ON, Rifles and Line Movement Disruption OFF.
The US moves first in this one I believe so look for a file from me tonite.
Now as to the ladies in the Colonial army. They are busy sewing flags for us. Many of them also bake cakes too! If you speak nicely to them they will share some with you! You Hessians should mind your manners. Oh yes, some of them also make wig powder! We call it Elmer's Glue in my parts.
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Hey Cecil,

Yeah you are shooting up my guys reeeeeeaaaally quik, it has been a couple of days since I have seen a turn from you.

Excuse me sir, but I believe you are the one who had a computer problem. I think the ability to levy taxes has gone to the lad's head.

Files is in the mail. Let me know if you dont get it by tomorrow.