Colonial Campaigns Club (CCC)

" I know it's Christmas, but how many of those games do you need ? " [^]

" Don't you have them all ? " [:I]

" Don't you ever get tired of playing those games? " [:o)]

Good ones indeed Ken. Here's a few I've collected:

"Why do you buy these, open them, read the rules for 20 minutes, then close the box and put them on a bookshelf for years?" [?]

"If it has charts and dice and that strategy stuff, don't even show it to me." [|)]

"Want to play Scrabble?" [V]

"Didn't you have this game once before?" [:I]

and my favorite..."What's an elephant terrain hex?" [:0]

Christmas is the time of year when you either receive a HPS game you've already got, or if you do actually get one of the ones you wanted you're not allowed time to play it. Maybe somebody has a wife they've managed to brainwash into liking wargames, but most of us are probably pleased if we can just snatch an hour or two with our new games instead of having to help out in the kitchen.

Capt Rich White
28th North Glos Rgt
Right Wing British Army 1776