Colonial Campaigns Club (CCC)

So that I don't offend any delicate sensibilities with that silly roleplaying stuff that I'm known for, I'll make this brief and plain vanilla.

Me look for game or two with honorable players from Colonial side of club. Me play fast and hope you do too. Me open for scenario/options. You email me pronto, we play then okey-dokey Joe?

Phil "Plain Vanilla" Natta
CCC British Member

Sir,

I strongly object to your use of the word "vanilla". [xx(] [xx(]

Vanilla is a nice word, and tastes good.

Oh GREAT! Now the Brits are taunting us with vanilla! Just another commodity the Brits have cornered the market on and tax to high heaven. [;)][:D]

I agree with Phil. His posts as CiC were not inappropriate, and I don't see any reason for anyone to comment on them, especially after someone has spent a lot of time being the CiC and webmaster for the British army. Natty Phil is OK with me CiC or no CiC.

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Al - I think the rebellion Phil is desirous of more games is the Boxer Rebellion!
"we play then okey-dokey Joe?"

I have yet to see a GI Joe dressed up like a Continental Regular. Was that the set that I missed out on?

Vanilla - I am afraid I have to do without ice cream at night. I am no longer looking plain at all but more on the rolling side (geography pun)!

Delicate sensibilities. Ok - please someone get a game going with Phil. When I hear him using terms like this I know that he is REALLY getting desparate!

Phil - looking forward to those games you sent me this weekend. May your honorable soldiers find many peaceful graves to inhabit!

I'm not desperate for games Bill, I have 3 going on, one of them with you, remember? [;)] I post a challenge occasionally to see if any colonial players except the same 3 or 4 might be interested in a game.

Al, I'm going to have to teach the Guard band a new/old song. I think it was called "Me and My Shadow". I swear, you follow me around like Bartholemew did when he was a little puppy, only he wasn't so in need of attention all the time. Anyway here's your challenge big man. I challenge you to come up with one single solitary post I ever made on this board as the British CiC that was made with "bias or prejudice", even in a roleplaying manner. From day one I was always extremely conscious and aware to keep my CiC posts business-like, every one of them. I may have roleplayed in some of my CiC posts but those were directed toward British players, and I take strong exception to your allegation otherwise. So find these posts of mine that I signed as CiC that you say I directed at "all club members" where I stepped out of bounds. I know you have lots of spare time on your hands to do this so put your convictions where your big mouth is and dig them up.

"The tone and arrogance of that character conveyed the attitude that the Colonies rebeled from in the actual war."

Sheesh, you take this stuff more seriously than I do Al. "Natty Phil" is a fake person, an exaggerated caricature whose sole purpose is to playfully taunt the other side of the club. Does this really go over your head?? If the roleplaying wasn't exaggerated a little what entertainment is there in it? I guess I could use phrases like "that was a splendid verbal thrust there dear boy!" or maybe "by gosh, that was a smashing good game that you just lost" or some other "plain vanilla" pap. Everything with two opposing sides has a villian or two somewhere, and I'm willing to be that pin cushion villian in fun, but not by your rules of how it should be. So if you can't or don't find any humor in my roleplaying, that's your problem bub, but get off my back about it. If you don't like my posts the simple solution is DON'T READ THEM!

"My suggestion for all of us...."

I for one am tired of your never ending suggestions for all of us. Who are you to be telling anyone how, why, where, or when to do anything in this club? If YOU don't like someone or something in this club, YOU deal with it, and stop trying to foist and jam down everyone's throats your wacked out, self-centered, anal-retentive theories and philosophies. Now go chase your tail and stop following me around trying to stir up trouble.

Phil