Colonial Campaigns Club (CCC)

Brothers of the Indian Alliance:

All Indians are welcome to my longhouse celebrating my first victory in the CCC.[^]

Captured firewater and tobacco will be freely passed around as my warriors embelish their victory.

General Walter's Whig now hangs from my scalp pole as a minor victory was pulled out in the Edward and Frederick Campaign. Albeit, only one battle was fought to win this slight victory.[8)]

A rematch is now beginning and I feal I must celebrate now as the General has my Frenchmen in boats! God, how I hate boats.[V]

Come to think of it, all members of the club are welcome to drop by and partake in this celebration. Yes, that means even you Ensign Hipkins, and your sexy kneed [wo]men![:D]

* the subject title is Huron/Wynot for "Victory over my enemy"

Indeed, here we are, snug as you please, in our cosy littly fort in the wilderness, supper about to be served, when suddenly a yelling horde of Frogs and Injuns with war paint and all, outnumbering us about four to one, pops up from the woods and sweeps all over our walls and ramparts, routing everyone instantly ... oh agony! It lasted two hours before we were all rounded up, no doubt to be scalped and tortured to death eventually ... war is no fun when your superiors put you in such a lousy stockade with some five hundred odd provincials and no reinforcements near. [B)]

Congrats, John. [8D]

Aye, well then, ye naked savage, enjoy yersel' while ye can. Ah'll be there in yer camp tae celebrate wi' ye, a truce fer the lasting o' wan guid drunk, an' then Ah'm off. Ah'll be sure tae bring McAuslan wi' me, he can get some Scots brats on yer native wimmen and so improve yer race. But then Ah'll retire a space and pray the Laird ha' mercy 'pon yer heathen soul, for Genl. Walter will surely ha' none!

Keep your kilties on Hipkins![}:)]
I was prepared for your bunch and sent off the fine young squaws, leaving only the old ladies to serve the party.

But I guess that doesn't make much difference to ya' Scots-
"where men are men, and so are the women."[:D]

Mr. Longstreet, I know that that remark about the Scotts was meant only for that traiterous bunch that sided with that no good German upstart. We all know that true Highlanders have no love for the English except of course the Campbells [}:)] and they do not count. There are a few other Wig Clans out there but they are no match for those that fought for the true King over the water. Many of my men have seen the light of Freedom and Liberty and have decided to fight for a new land and a new nation here in America. GOD BLESS AMERICA!

Maj. Malone:

AW, A colonial Scot to pick on![}:)]

Actually, I have no conflict with colonial Scots! Most Scots that settled in North America migrated to the Appalachian Mountains. And I have yet heard the call from Southern Brothers of the Indian Alliance to drive you out of their land.

We all know why the Scots chose the remote mountains to settle. And it wasn't because they are trying to hide Scot women because of their beauty![:D] The other colonists saw these women and pointed west toward the mountains as the best place for them to settle![:o)]